Someone who survives on cookies and popsicles. A koomi can have the occasional urge to grind up and eventually consume people who do not obey something the koomi says. Koomis seem to have an attraction to fish and turtles and might keep them as pets. Koomi comes from the latin root "koomikoomi". Koomikoomi has not been known to have been used by any well known famous person, except maybe someone named Leah. Koomis have been know to wear flying shoes.
The boy pointed to the girl buying a fish/turtle/meat grinder/cookie/popsicle hybrid wearing shoes with wings, and asked the tree (as this boy's best friend was actually a tree), "Is that a koomi?"
The tree responded, "Yes. If you couldn't notice that, then you need to read the urbandictionary definition again."
The tree responded, "Yes. If you couldn't notice that, then you need to read the urbandictionary definition again."
by j0h Flippy July 17, 2007
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Person 1: Yo, whattup man, where you from?
Person 2: Yeah I'm from Kloostenville.
Person 1: Aw hell naw.
Person 2: So you have chosen death.
Person 2: Yeah I'm from Kloostenville.
Person 1: Aw hell naw.
Person 2: So you have chosen death.
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Bro is you klompfing??!?
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Get the Koomcha mug.Davin Kroomer is a stinky little mexican man. You'll spot a Davin Kroomer right away their hair will vary from circles to dreadlocks(Davin Kroomer is 63% black, 27% mexican and 10% white). Davin Kroomers will always be under 5 feet tall the tallest recorded Davin Kroomer ever was 4 feet and 7 inches. Davin Kroomers are also very very racist they despise black people while ironically being mostly black. The first words a Davin Kroomer will say is not dad or mom it's going to be nigga.
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