keister 

to conceal an object in ones rectum.

to keister a sack of cocaine.

keister by Anthony and Gilbert September 5, 2004

Keister Egg 

An umbrella term for any object smuggled within one's anus (keister).

The guard gave me a good pat-down, but didn't detect my hidden keister egg.

Keister Egg by DieByTheChord November 22, 2011

Keister Cake 

the part of a womans ass that hangs out of her home made jean shorts. the part that is the lower inside portion of the ass cheek just above the crease.

I'd love a piece of the keister cake on that thing.

She said, " can you see my Keister Cakes in these home made jean shorts".

I hope I can find someone serving up some home made Keister Cakes at the county fair.

Damn girl i didnt know you were selling Keister Cakes.

Keister Cake by kyljon November 29, 2009

Alex Kister 

A super nice and cool person!!!!👍👍👍👍 He is the best!!!

Oh no I don't what Alex Kister means😓😓😓😓😓
OH NOOOOOOOO HOLD UP😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Alex Kister by horrogamefan March 22, 2022

keister candy 

keister candy is a womens ass thats sweet to eat and tastes jus like candy

wholly shit gail is so hott id love to eat her keister candy

keister candy by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 7, 2009

Chuck Klosterman

Kinda famous author that criticizes American pop-culture.
Though strewn throughout his works you may be reminded of a pre-teen boy with a big vocabulary, who has an alright life but wishes it was worse so he can complain about it more in his blog.
:D

"I like Chuck Klosterman's writings. They're funny and satiric n all, I just wish he wasn't so almost annoyingly depressing at times."

Chuck Klosterman by Haydoom December 22, 2008

keister bunny 

one who smuggles drugs up the ass into a prison.

the keister bunny made a visit to my cell today.

keister bunny by AMOK594 February 7, 2008