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Hip-Hop Kampus

Hypp-H'opp-Cam-Puss' Noun - to recall vast lyrical content.

The area of the brain where most lyrics are recalled from. It is possible to overload the hip hop campus if a large quantity of lyrics,(specifically in hip-hop) are submerged in quick fire linguistic dexterity. The hip hop campus can recall individual syllables and nuance. It is renowned to malfunction when an individual is excessively inebriated.
"Datz right gee, ya know what I'm sayin'? all of these lyrics are sick,dope see! Somewhere in my mind, Deep in the HIP-HOP KAMPUS I can sift those rhymes yo! They bursting out my mind!"
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"That homes is dope yo' he got like a larger mind than most! Stores it in the Hip-Hop Kampus, ya know what I'm sayin!"
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Krampus Nights 

Nights beginning traditionally on December 5'th, celebrating the legend of Krampus. In parts of Europe, people dress as Krampus, spanking women with birch branches, going door to door to scare children, only to be bought off by the parents giving them smokes and liquor.

Krampus Nights have expanded into Krampus Weekends, some are moving to make Krampus Nights from December 5'th to December 24'th as a chance to vent one's frustrations and anti-consumer induced holiday spirit as lies. Krampus Nights are a chance to rant about what frustrates you, get it out of your system, then enjoy the holiday season as intended.
I'm going to Austria to celebrate Krampus Nights! Booze, smokes and spankings! Who could ask for more?
Krampus Nights by Krampus X December 7, 2009

krampussy 

A vagina that doesn’t like children, just like the mythical creature Krampus; a pussy that avoids/doesn’t want kids.
My girlfriend doesn’t want kids, she’s got that Krampussy.
krampussy by Hotdog_Water September 6, 2020

Krampus Foot 

Referring to the condition of a person's foot. A person who does not clip their toenails, wash their feet, and lets their feet smell, all with no shame or attempt to hide it. Feet that resemble the foot of the Christmas Krampus. A creature that looks like the lovechild of Big Foot and the Devil.
Did you see the Krampus Foot on that person?

Dude! You really need to take care of that Krampus Foot.
Krampus Foot by Pill Collins December 12, 2009
Gruß vom Krampus
Greetings from Krampus
Krampus by Unkn0wnHuman November 2, 2019

Kampuschtaxi 

The Austrian slang word for a rapists car
Maxi: That brown van on the elementary school parking lot looks like a fucking "kampuschtaxi"
tom: yeah for sure that greasy dude sitting inside looks like a freakin pedophile
Kampuschtaxi by deetheconqueror December 16, 2017
Krampus is a bitter old man that's dangerous. The word comes from Austria and was used in reference to a demon-like creature that beats bad children at Christmas in order to scare other children into behaving.
Dale: I'm not messing with that 80 year old War Veteran over there. He is Krampus.
Krampus by Box Worm November 24, 2019