Kasploosh

When you ejaculate in a pool after you have sex in it.

Me: Me and ten chicks went skinny dipping
Jim: I bet you kasplooshed

by FINGERLICKING00D July 31, 2009

kerploofed

When you make the fart noise in your mouth when your bored and tired at the same time.

"I'm so kerploofed right now"

by An Unnamed Dictionary December 10, 2015

Kerplooo

He turns off my light and tells me to, "GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!" As I am lying in be me room lights up. It's him. I hear his engine rev. He breaks through my wall and screams, "KERPLOOO!"

It's him, Lightning McQueen has finally came for me. He goes behind me and breaks another wall... my anal wall. His tounge penetrates my tights bunghole. I flex tight, but it does not stop him. My prostate is getting hot and I feel a sensation in my man sack. "I gonna.." I start to say but he interrupts me by sticking his metal car boner in my ass.

My father enters the room and utters, "What the f.." Then McQueen looks at him, he winks vigorously and screams "KERPLOOO!" Causing my daddy to disintegrate as my lord dumps his mighty load in my bum. There is cum every where.

Her: Kerplooo me hard in my asshole daddy.

Him: KERPLOOOOOOOO

Her: YES,it felt so good daddy

by Dman931 February 3, 2018

kersplooosh

Kersplooosh is a fart

Kersploosh is a fart, kersplooosh likes to fart

by mahiru kinni January 12, 2021

Kerploowee

To “Kerploowee” means to ejaculate or get a nut off.

Brian: “yo bro! I just kerplooweed all over this broad’s face”

Evan: “Ayy yo dude! I’m gonna Kerploowee my bitch later tonight”

by Kerploowee January 13, 2022

Kasplooshy

The sound of farting into a bowl of very moist mac and cheese

I was hungry until I heard a loud kasplooshy coming from the kitchen

by Scadooch November 8, 2022

kerplookie

To shoot, fire or discharge a weapon at a person of interest.

Ex. I kerplookied that sum bitch!

by Plookster December 12, 2023