Jizzophobia

Jizzophoiba - A phobia of creamy white liquids.

People with Jizzophobia may be scared to eat or touch these things;

Mayonnaise

Salad Cream
Humus or however you spell it.

Jizz - Sperm (hence the name of the phobia)
Yogurt

Soft cheese

and other things....

by lolimsohigh February 23, 2011

scrambled jizzoke

when you blow your load on a girls forehead and you dirty dick it and stip it up

I totally scrambled jizzoked Kyle's mom last night

by gregmaster April 18, 2010

jazzo

1.:the pimp in the best brothel in town
2.:husband of madame nipples and daddy of the 'hos

Those 'hos are sooo Jazzo's!

by Kate February 28, 2005

juuzou

A cute man from the anime: Tokyo Ghoul (can be watched on Netflix), who is an investigator for the CCG. He was abused as a child, leading to his psychotic nature in later life. He’s cute and can put up a good fight.

Person 1: Have you watched Tokyo Ghoul yet? Juuzou is really hot.
Person 2: Yes, he is.

by MyBroIsCalledHarry October 13, 2020

jizzout

as in whiteout, when your jizz completely covers her tatoo

Man I dumped a load so big I did a jizzout of Sarah's ass tatoo.

by Bald n' Long October 17, 2008

juzz

Similar to jizz, but much larger.
Juzz is essentially a large scale jizz.
Busting a HUGE = juzzing.
The mess of a huge bust = juzz

It is sometimes used to describe pwnage in video games.

Rohan "Dude, did you hook up with that hot chick?"
Jason "Yeah I totally juzzed in her face while getting a BJ!"

Eheems "Man, I just juzzed on that n00b with a plasma 'nade"

by Johnny B.Goode March 17, 2008

jizzoptysis

The spitting up or coughing up of jizz. Similar to hemoptysis (spitting or coughing up blood: a symptom often seen in tuberculous or malignancy).

Q: What's the most common cause of jizzoptysis in 18-24 year old females?

A: Sucking cock. ("Sur-keeng kuuhrk")

Q: What's the most common congenital cause of jizzoptysis?

A: Esophageo-vaginal fistula.

by Sherby November 21, 2006