julaba

when you poop and get a clean wipe with no shit on the toilet paper!
no trace evidence of your duty

Annika: Man I just took the biggest shit and it was a julaba!
Caroline: Lucky bitch! You didn't even half to wipe?!
Annika: NOPE

by julaba mama October 5, 2017

Julibelle

A Julibelle will be a great basketball player. She is a very sweet, beautiful kind person. A Julibelle will be a loyal friend.She would be very trustworthy. She is very athletic and boys will be all over her. She is THiiiIIiiIcCCCccCYy NIcKy tooo. She will have a long blonde ThIIiiiiiiIicCCcccccC hair that’s beautiful. If u ever meat a Julibelle treat her well. Love her to the moon and back.

Guy1: hey dude julibelle is hot
Guy2: yeah I know I want her so bad
Guy1: well guess what she’s taken by me
Guy2: sun of a gun gf stealer

by Person12344567890987654321 November 27, 2018

Jolob

The wish for your noncey friends to stop making horney haram jokes to you constantly. Given all your friends are horney sexual deviants with a obsession with Cumming to Instagram girls they've never met saying jolob is a desperate play to attempt to stop the sexual harassment faced by you from your friends.

George - "I wanna shag you"
Me - "For fuck sake just jolob"

by Hobly April 28, 2021

julibolotioulousticalobsovatorialemphatical

(Adjective) Used to describe an individual with a mystic, evil and cringe attitude

Did you see Aaron during lunch, he was pretending to be an anime villain. He is one julibolotioulousticalobsovatorialemphatical jit.

by CJosuke October 24, 2022

Julebrus

The combination of only the best ingredients on planet Earth. The taste of this outstanding beverage is like a blessing. Julebrus beats Sprite Cranberry 110% of the time in every universe that has ever existed. The multiverse theory states that every possibility exists, but Julebrus is in fact so good that it beats Sprite Cranberry in every universe in the multiverse. Julebrus is basically christmas in a bottle. Have you never tried Julebrus, you have never really experienced christmas, have you?

Person 1: Julebrus is so extremely good!
Person 2: Yes, I totally agree!

by Otto Von Vinterhjelm November 21, 2022

hoop jaloby

Where you go after the after party

"And after the party it's the Hoop Jaloby"

by chris chelli February 6, 2007

Julo

Not a very good looking boy but can make a girl wet her pants even though he can’t ollie

Kylie: oh no Julo’s coming
Simon: why is that bad?
Kylie: *nervous laugh*

by Bulojulo69420 November 5, 2019