5 definitions by Otto Von Vinterhjelm

The combination of only the best ingredients on planet Earth. The taste of this outstanding beverage is like a blessing. Julebrus beats Sprite Cranberry 110% of the time in every universe that has ever existed. The multiverse theory states that every possibility exists, but Julebrus is in fact so good that it beats Sprite Cranberry in every universe in the multiverse. Julebrus is basically christmas in a bottle. Have you never tried Julebrus, you have never really experienced christmas, have you?
Person 1: Julebrus is so extremely good!
Person 2: Yes, I totally agree!
by Otto Von Vinterhjelm November 21, 2022
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by Otto Von Vinterhjelm October 18, 2023
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Opstad is far, and I mean FAR ahead of all civilization on planet Earth. Measuring how far ahead they are is impossible, but IF we were to measure it, the answer would be in the millions. Unlimited electric power, traveling at lightspeed, time traveling and reality warping are only a fraction of their arsenal of futuristic technology. The GDP per capita in Opstad is located around 2 hyperlatrix ({10, 10 (1) 10, 10} & 10) dollars, that means that Opstad has total GDP of 297 hyperlatrix dollars.
Person 1: Yo, have you ever been to Opstad?
Person 2: Yeah, it's pretty cool there.
by Otto Von Vinterhjelm November 22, 2022
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haha i mean blood, "suck your blood" (it's time for halloween)
by Otto Von Vinterhjelm October 18, 2023
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Gunnhild is one of the greatest war criminals in history, but she is so good at covering her tracks, that absolutely no one, except a few people know of her horrible past. In 1974, Gunnhild became the leader of an undergroud society that she called Gunnhildur. This underground society was the one that actually started the Iraq war, but blamed it on Iraq. Gunnhildur was in fact responsible for every terror attack in history, but they are so good at covering their tracks and blaming others that they got away with it. Today, Gunnhild is working as a teacher at a school in southeastern Norway, to try to cover up her criminal past as best as she can.
Person 1: Have you heard that Gunnhild is a war criminal?
Person 2: Who tf is Gunnhild?
by Otto Von Vinterhjelm November 21, 2022
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