joser

A person who pretends to be of the Jewish heritage but simply is not.

Someone who pretends to be Jewish so that they can make Jewish Jokes.

Example of a Joser:

Peter Griffin from family guy becoming Jewish to enjoy the perks of being Jewish.

by IM_guru May 27, 2010

jonser

Someone that wants something really bad - usually referring to drugs, but equally applicable to anything else.

That jonser is so damn hungry - give him some lettuce!

or

Look at that jonser - he needs some luvin.

by biggerP April 25, 2008

jower

To "jerk off" aka "masturbate" while in the shower

"i woke up with morning wood so i took a quick jower before i went to work"

by usvsalltheothers March 31, 2008

Jewser

A Jewish Loser

The Orgin:
Started out with a sweet catholic girl wearing a shirt that said Good Little Catholic Girl at a club and one of her Jewish friends laughed at her shirt saying she wasnt a good catholic, so her being drunk said Jew and loser slurred and it came out as JEWSER.

Dik is such a Jewser.

by Ya Know! May 21, 2006

jonser

Someone who is always in need of drugs or never has cigarettes and always asks for one.

That dude is such a jonser, he's ran out of coke days ago.

by Jonesy602az April 22, 2008

jonser

a joke,or idiot, mess, or anything else negative referring to the person being a dumbass.

mike listens to screamo. what a jonser

by jacob wiskel August 8, 2006

Jowsed

Another Word for very drunk.
Basically so you can't stand

Adam: "im gonna get jowsed tonight and pull some chick"
James: "i like the way you think dude"

by Adammmmmski October 20, 2008