jettson

the best boyfriend you could ever have because he will always be there for you no matter what. cute eyes. smile can fix any bad day your ever having. hair is always on fleek. small little nose. perfect eyebrows. them lips tho , HOLY FUCK. he's an idiot but an adorable one. too bad he's mines (;

'damn Jettson is so cute'

by suckmydisnix October 3, 2017

Mind jotting

Thinking!
Going over a list in ones mind!
Trying to remember something.
contemplating.

Sorry if I wasn't listening, I was mind jotting again.
Lately I've been mind jotting over all the things I have to do.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 7, 2008

jortscore

>A genre of music derived from the fashion of indie-pop, emo-punk, and lo-fi garage.

jorts-guy1: "do you ever listen to pop-punk?"

jorts-guy2: "ew, I only listen to jortscore now..."

by punkyBrwster October 6, 2013

Jotsaroop

An ambitious person with colossal dreams and a fiery personality. He loves being the centre of attention. He is the quintessential guy you'd find yourself having roof top conversations with. He can make friends with honestly anyone and oh GOD is he good in bed.

You can't stop a Jotsaroop.
Damn I wanna get down with Jotsaroop.

by What's what May 6, 2019

Big Dutt in my jorts

When you shat in your jeans. (could be any denim material)

DAMN IT Bill, did you Big Dutt in my jorts!?

by JortsDenim February 8, 2021

jootsl

Jumping out of the skyscraper laughing. Usually used by popular discord user Marshy.

Used to express a strong urge to jump out of a skyscraper laughing.

Oh the chat died. Jootsl

by Sir Jeffrier June 2, 2021

Captain Jorts

The correct nickname for guys who think it's okay to wear jorts. Highly derogatory, because obviously, if you wear jorts, you've already given up on the possibility of ever getting laid.

"That kid over there is such a fag"
"Who, Captain Jorts?"

"Alex will probably never know the ways of a woman."
"Look who's talking, Captain Jorts."

by chizhogg April 14, 2010