Definitions by chizhogg

Urbandictionerd 

A person who spends all his time trying to come up with words to post on Urban Dictionary.

"Hi so-and-so, why don't you stand up and say a few words about yourself. Remember, you're among friends."

"Hello, my name is so-and-so, and I'm an Urbandictionerd."

Group: "Hi so-and-so."

Urbandictionerd by chizhogg April 14, 2010

Captain Jorts 

The correct nickname for guys who think it's okay to wear jorts. Highly derogatory, because obviously, if you wear jorts, you've already given up on the possibility of ever getting laid.

"That kid over there is such a fag"
"Who, Captain Jorts?"

"Alex will probably never know the ways of a woman."
"Look who's talking, Captain Jorts."

Captain Jorts by chizhogg April 14, 2010

Man vs. Gay 

Anything involving people and gayness in its purest form.

"Our school's play is the epitome of Man vs. Gay."

Man vs. Gay by chizhogg April 14, 2010