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An amazing lad who is good at everything. Sport u name it. Oh, yea he is also good at school work but he still hates it. If you got a Johann You are a pretty lucky person because he will protect you from all the Jesse's and Josh's. He also will be rich in the future and ban James Charles.
Wow, who's that kid there that just scored 10 goals, What a Johann.
Who's that guy who just kicked Aidan's ass, Must be Johann.
I did a Johann Today, 100% without studying.
Man I wish I could have 12 girls, I'm gonna change my name to Johann
#Johann4life #YoJohann #Yohann #change_name_to_Johann
Johann by Uncle joshy June 20, 2019
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johan ludwig von 

used as a prefix to someone's given name to connotate respect and good standing
sort of like "my dear friend," but more rapistadorian and germanic

originated by the world-renowned mastertrician Angus MacBruce... Mr. MacBruce has received a degree in the masterly arts (including masterism, masterology, masterography, mastiophonics, and others)
Bruce Lee: johan ludwig von jose, i connote respect and good standing to your name and family and admire your flamboyant pants.
JC gives BL a look of inspiration...
Jose Contreras: I thank you kind sir!
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The type of guy to wash his hands after he showers.
Joseph: Yo why this Nigga johan washing his hands? He just got out the shower

Dinnier: Bro why are you in johans bathroom in the first place
Johan by MutedbyJohan March 31, 2021
Jihane or Jihène (pronouncing the letter H) is an Arabic name and Persian. This name (جيهان) signifies life on earth and it is common in all Arab countries especially Egypt. Formerly, in the classical Arabic language, it has been used with the pronunciation جيهان (Jaïhaen). This word probably borrowed from the Persian language could also be linked to various other Arabic words with the root JHN:

young
closer
color of the sky towards the end of the night.

In the Persian language, the word jahan (جهان), also used as a surname, means world or universe. Poetically, the Persian origin of the name might evoke the magnificence, the splendor and majesty that surrounds us.
Jihane by Jihane G May 15, 2010
Johan is a male name which is more popular in England ,Germany and Sweden. Johan is such a romantic guy with his partner.love from a Johan is very special.but it’s a huge sin that breaking a Heart of a Johan. He looks very tough but cool inside. You’re such a lucky person if u have a connection with a Johan.
He’s such a Johan
Johan by Kane walker July 15, 2019

Scarlett Johansson 

She is one of the most beautiful actresses out there.
She is talented, kind and funny.
She was also one of the people that made me realise I was bisexual...
LADIES YOU GOTTA AGREE SHE IS AMAZING
Person 1: Who's your celebrity crush?
Person 2: Duh! Scarlett Johansson! Who else would it be?!
Person 1: Yeah, she's pretty amazing.
Scarlett Johansson by Maxx15 May 28, 2021
The most amazing, beautiful and angelic person you will ever met in your life. If you have the opportunity to come across her during your life, you will be awstruck and fall quickly for her. She's amazing in every sense of the word, from her beauty to her personality and she is someone that cares for you more than you could ever imagine.
To spend time with Johanna will leave you with butterflies in your stomach, and love in your heart.
Johanna by assu September 14, 2011