jeffy spaghetti

in an alternate universe where Jesus is named Jeffy spaghetti instead.

OH, JEFFY SPAGHETTI!!

by spaghetti jeff January 23, 2018

In a Jiffy

Something that is done very quicky and without delay.

I'll fix ya up in a jiffy.
I'll be there in a jiffy.

by Dancing with Fire December 28, 2010

Jiffy Wiz

A period of time. It is derived from the computer term jiffy, which is a clock (computer) dependent interval of time. It is so short that hundreds of thousand could pass and a human couldn’t even sense it. From the human perspective, with any passage of time the jiffies would just wiz by, hence the term “jiffy wiz”.

Usage:
"I gotta squat for a jiffy wiz in The Gran Manzana and I've been head sparkin’ ‘bout pounding that Coney fillet in a twee fire-in-the-hole.
The dewclaws are up. Ya wanna draft my flivver?
Bang the pipes by 5:00 or hold peace.”

Translation:
"I’ve got a layover in New York City and was thinking about getting a hotdog in a quaint restaurant.
I’m enthusiastic. Do you want to come along?
Call me by 5:00 or it will be too late."

by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020

reverse jiffy lube

A maneuver in which a female reaches between a man's legs from behind in a attempt to cup a feel of said man's cock. This is an attempt to see if the man "measures up" to her standards.

Michelle: "Jewel has reverse jiffy lubed almost every guy at the bar. Seems like only Rod fit the bill."

Sandy: "What a whore"

by Dre the Director December 20, 2008

joffmebater

jack of meet back later.

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randy and jeff agreed to joffmebater . or randy and jeff agreed to or JOMBL

by jeff2401 January 13, 2009

Joffice

The enclosed space from which a drug dealer sells their marijuana, which tends to be very low quality and overpriced. This tends to be a dorm room or a house found on or around a college campus.

Carl: Hey man you have any bud?
Jeff: Oh you know I got that piffy, step into my Joffice.

by Q_QUILLIAM December 4, 2010

Jiffy-puff

(noun) common result of a sascrotch (unkempt genital grooming) resulting in the elevation of undergarments away from body due to the pressure exerted outward from regional hair.

(1)"man did you see the jiffy-puff on that sascrotch?!?!"
(2)"yea, definitely an index of 2 inches on that one..."

by Cap'n Firecracker December 15, 2009