Jizztastical

Something so good it makes you jizz, or want to jizz.

DUDE!!! that food was jizztastical.
Damn, them titties is jizztastic!

by KayveeBREH March 22, 2010

jizztastic cumguzzler

a girl who is so hot that u jizz in your pants but you also want her to guzzle your cum

-damn look at that fine chick

-jell ya shes freaking sexy shes a total jizztastic cumguzzler

-dude i wish

by blackjohno April 7, 2010

orgasmically jizztastic

Used when something is so completely and utterly awesome. Or when something makes you wanna have both an orgasm and jizz at the exact same time.

1. This ice cream is orgasmically jizztastic!!!
2. That chicks tits are orgasmically jizztastic!!!

by Drew Peacock says to Ben Dover October 24, 2010

kenneth jizztastic ramirez

some guy whos really sexy and loves penis/ jizz on his face btw he has a rlly big 8===========D (actual size) and hates justin bieber

nice job getting recked by kenneth jizztastic ramirez last night

by meow86 October 18, 2010

Jizztastic

Jerking off worthiness

"Amputee Porn is JIzztastic, I like to beat my meat to it"

by Jizzalot CockThrobbington June 30, 2014

jizztastic

Something so exiting that people who see/hear/smell/or think about it jizz in their pants.

Those muffins are so jizztastic.

by brennan JP August 8, 2010

jizztastic

something that is so good awesome or fantastic that you jizz

hey tom remember that pub we went to, that was jizztastic

by jizmman May 20, 2011