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jiffing

The act of dressing oneself and an accomplice in furry animal costumes and having them piss, shit & come on you. The soiled party is known as the "jiffee"; the soiler as the "jiffer".
As seen in "Stars Wars: The Return of the Jedi":
C-3PO - "They seem to regard me as some sort of...god. It'd be alright if I could only stop them jiffing all the time, look there they all go again!"
by Standon's fluffy bunny October 9, 2008
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jif

Short for "in a jiffy", which basically means "a short period of time". It can be used sarcastically as well

"Jiffy" is also used as a sci/tech term, commonly for 0.01 seconds, or sometimes 1 tick of a computer's clock.
"I'll get to it in a jif." (This means after I get done with the football game, hon)
by Midwest_Expatriate May 3, 2005
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jif

Jif is an incorrect pronouncement of GIF that stands for Graphics Interchange Format. Note the G. People who pronounce it correctly often respond with something like"What's a jif?" or "Who is Jeff?". If a person who pronounce GIF incorrectly shortly after says a word that with a hard "G" while trying to convince the other, it is common to respond whit questioning of meaning, like for example:"-You can't go around and be rude... -You mean jo around?" or to change all g's in ones speech to j's.
It is also a peanut butter brand!
-Have you seen the new John Cena jif?!
-Jif is not a word!
-Mmmm... JIF...
by Bullar är bruna June 27, 2016
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jiffing

bar hopping. The source of the word comes from Thank God It's Friday, or TGIFing, when shortened in speech becomes jiffing.
What do you want to do on Friday afternoon? Let's go jiffing!
by ChronosFT December 16, 2008
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Jiffed

Covering one's penis with peanut butter prior to penetration.
Yea, we wanted to mix things up a bit last night so I Jiffed inside her.
by Claufhouse June 12, 2011
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jiffing

The act of posting mostly random gifs and/or images accompanied with out any captions or context.
Person A: "Why is this guy spamming random gifs?"
Person B: "He's just jiffing."
by wasdwasdwasdwasdwasd Jr. August 24, 2020
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jif

A metaphor for semen, on account of how it is creamy and smooth, and how jif sounds like jizz.
I pulled out and jiffed all over her tits. It was awesome
by urbantypeindividual December 3, 2019
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