jif 

A person who is really smart and ambitious but surrounds themselves with idiotic selfish friends who inhibit that person from achieving great things and dont have lives of their own so they feed off everything that person does.

Man that girl is such a jif the way she lets her friends run her life into the ground, she can do anything she wants but not with those idiots around.

jif by bubbles500 June 9, 2011

jif 

To pass gas; to emit flatulence.

"Don't come over here, I jiffed."

jif by Honkylips October 2, 2005

Jif 

Acronym for "Jeans in fanny"; slang from London area, especially. See camel toes.

Crikey, those bloody jeans don't fit her at all! JIF!

Jif by KO'H July 20, 2006

Jif 

How retarded people spell gif.

This guys is so stupid! He spells gif as Jif!

Jif by Holè69 May 7, 2016

Jif 

masturbating, jerking off, beating the meat

danm i’m horny i’m going to take a jif

Jif by hnmma September 27, 2020

jif 

peanut with out pea?

"ayo"
"my address is ..."
" my name is kyson anderson"
"jif"

jif by KysonAndrews April 14, 2022

JIF 

Simply the best peanut butter. Simply the best. There is nothing better. Anything else is terrible. JIF is love. JIF is life.

Daniel: Hey, are you making a PB&J?
Liam: Yeah, using some Skippy though.
Daniel: FUCK YOU USE JIF YOU FUCKING BITCH
Liam: It's not that deep bro
Daniel: IT'S JIF OF COURSE IT'S DEEP

JIF by ifthisthenthat February 7, 2023