jewsitar

A stringed instrument, most commonly found in the Hindu Kush, wearing a large black hat and having curly string-like material descending from the sides. Other common features are large nose and glasses. The sound is said to relieve the listener of all petty cash.

Dude, I once saw a jewsitar in India. Sounded like Phil Collins.
Dude. Mine sounds like Kiss.

Hey man, jewsitar isn't a Scrabble word.
*Whines* But I get the triple word score!

by TI894life June 30, 2009

jewtitude

The degree or amplitude of stinginess or cheapness shown by an individual, particularly those of the jewish faith.

My boss needs to tone down his jewtitude. I have to make sure every damn check is the right amount so he doesn't jew me.

by IMAGINE326 July 25, 2011

jewxican

A half jew half mexican who is a buzz kill, and is cheap, and will work for 50 cents and hour.

Carla Lopez is a jewxican failure.

by Dr. Tran. September 27, 2011

Jewitt

a rare species consisting of irregularly slow brain activity and clown-like resemblence

come on and just jewitt!

by Assman49 March 10, 2009

jewbitz

someone who has jew-like actions or who is frugal when it comes to anything effecting them.

commonly accountants or lawyers.

hey jewbitz come ere, i want you to do my taxes

by nick freidrick August 28, 2008

Jewito

A small jew, both physically and in terms of religiousness. Usually doesn't mind eating pork.

Don't worry about a religious wedding, hes just a Jewito, he won't mind.

by MaJigger March 13, 2009

JewJitzu

A jewish form of martial arts

I had a fight with Neil and he kicked my ass with his JewJitzu

by Long Island Stew February 12, 2008