jerkin' the gherkin

A euphamism for masturbation.

Paul was jerkin' his gherkin to a Britney Spears video.

jerkin' the gherkin by the pope June 11, 2004

jeslina

Short , cute , don’t lose her trust because it’s hard to gain back. Has a lot of pain but keeps it inside . Acts ok but she isn’t . Very goofy and good vibes.very loyal and loves food

Jeslina your so pretty

jeslina by .unkown.xx December 20, 2019

Circle-Jerking 

Responding to every status update/photo/like/tweet by your friends, and them doing the same for you.
Also applies when the update/photo/like/tweet is intended purely to get the online attention you crave.

"If Kellyn and Theo keep liking each other's comments and pictures and statuses, I'm gonna block both of them."
"I know. They live and work together. Is it really necessary?!"
"They're circle-jerking."

Circle-Jerking by the REAL Lex Complex October 17, 2011

Jerking off with both hands 

An expression for over-doing something, doing more work than is necessary to complete a task, or the general idea of using an ass-backwards method to achieve a relatively simple goal.

Yeah, well he's always jerking off with both hands.

Jerking off with both hands by maxflight June 19, 2010

Jerlyn 

is amazing and fun! loves to be happy and is very hyper and outgoing at some points. is half azn and half white and likes a flying white jumpy boy in a different state. is motherly at times and is a germ freak but loves family and friends and will be there for them always.

that girl is acting so Jerlyn
Jerlyn is so perfect

Jerlyn by Waldo90 February 4, 2010

co-jerking

A co-jerking space is a shared working environment where people who might otherwise be productively working from their bedrooms are working alongside each other in a large common space. Co-jerkers are often inexperienced, highly distractible tech entrepreneurs obsessed with "innovation" and "community", are prone to making loud Skype calls, being overly supportive of each others' projects, and being obsessed with the latest successful company instead of their own.

I can't wait to move my tech startup to a normal office, and out of this co-jerking space.

co-jerking by scooterkay April 5, 2015

Twerkin lard or hardly jerkin 

When a female with no ass attempts twerking and resembles a scoliosis seizure. Huge boner kill.

Damn girl, you need to eat something, to apply for the job you need to be twerkin lard or hardly jerkin.

Twerkin lard or hardly jerkin by Ranchgirls November 21, 2020