Jimtarded

To do something which is entirely assinine or otherwise pointless and yet oblivious to what just came out of the idea.

"Hey guys, I had a great idea. Why don't we make parachutes for buffalo so they can go skydiving... I think there's a market in it!"

"Damnit Jim, that's Jimtarded"

by Cupcake Republiq February 3, 2007

japtard

A short, Asian boy that is obsessed with video games and practices kung fu moves that he has learned through years of playing. Japtards usually talk fast and expect everyone to know what they're talking about when it refers to one of the 300 Final Fantasy video games they're playing at the moment.

That japtard just did a roundhouse kick. He's probably copying his favorite Tekken character.

by Mark Snicher April 5, 2005

jamtart

Idiot. Dumbass person

1. That kid is a jamtart.
2. Look at the kid cutting his finger off, what a jamtart.

by Andy W November 23, 2003

Jambard

Something you yell out when a dumbass does something that makes them look like an idiot.

"You just tailgated a cop car... JAMBARD!!!"

by Ashley December 4, 2004

Jastard

1. The equivilant of a masturbating bastard 2. The combining of the words jerk and bastard.

1. You jastard

by Mike Adams November 12, 2003

jamtart

younger version of a tart, 11teen to 17, anyone in this age group that wanders into your site while your looking for ladies... you should be disappointed and turn away

1st dude in car: hey whats that up ahead?
2nd: wtf? man thats a jamtart!
1st: fuck! dam jamtarts!

by Kenladin October 15, 2004

jamtart

A Child under five constantly in public with Jam on his or her face. Jamtart's are often slathered with jam as they are temperamental children and Mom is too tired to fight the child by washing the face area, parent gives up the 'pressure' of presenting child in public.

Sally never knew that washing a child's face could be such an ordeal, instead to ease her mental pain, she let him run free around town as a Jamtart Baby.

by CRomeo April 2, 2007