Adolf Jizzler

A man who mainly fucks Jewish bitches

Almost got myself killed calling my friend Adolf Jizzler

by TheShittingAnimal5000 December 9, 2022

fo' shizzle my jizzle

Can be used by anyone to express consent to a jew.

Jew: "Holy Hanukkah!! I forgot my yarmulke! Yo Lethal, May i please borrow one of your coffee filters?"

Lethal: "fo' shizzle my jizzle"

by Automatah April 6, 2003

Jizzletastic

A female of sufficient attractiveness such that it elicits a carnal desire to jizzle at the very sight of her.

That Jessica Alba is Jizzletastic!

by Rhinestone Souron July 26, 2007

tit jizzler

When you tit fuck a girl until you come on her tits.

Todd fucked my tits last night for 15 minutes until he ejaculated on them on them. He's a true tit jizzler.

by hudsoto March 8, 2010

jizzler

a gay man

someone who swallows cum

a bitch that goes down on anyone

Jacks little sister Meg is one hell of a jizzler. That bitch went down on me last night and DAM!

by Sabertooth nigga November 30, 2004

Sausage Jizzle

Take on Australian slang the "Sausage Sizzle", where friends gather for a casual meal of sausages and hamburgers...the Sausage Jizzle is used similarly to a "Sausage Fest" in which an abundance of males gather in one place, with no female attendance. The term sausage comes from the male genetalia, while the word jizzle is no only a take on the word sizzle, but comes from the slang term used to describe semen.

Dude, this place is a Sausage Jizzle

by The_Angus_Experience December 15, 2008

JDizzle

JD's nickname from "Scrubs". Turk and JD have many different nicknames for eachother, and JDizzle is one of them...
Heres a list of all of JDs nicnames:
* Newbie
* Bambi
* Various girl names, such as Angie, Betty, Pumpkin, Carol, Denise, Ginger, Gidget Judy, Gloria, Nancy, Sheila, Priscilla, Sally, my Gal Friday, Murder She Wrote, Britney, Rhonda, etc. (Dr. Cox)
o Random Girls Name
* Doogie
* D.J./ R.J. (Jordan)
* Dr. Eager Beaver (Bob Kelso) (My Dream Job)
* King of the Nerds (J.D.) (My Kingdom)
* Dr. John D. Dorian (The middle initial stands for "Dallas" where Kim claims she lost her virginity.) (Kim Briggs) (My Urologist)
* Gladys (J.D.) (My Road to Nowhere)
* Gizmo
* Huckleberry
* Johnny (Dr. Molly Clock)
* Killer (Janitor) (My Tuscaloosa Heart)
* Mr. Pouty
* Mr. Silly Bear (Dr. Cox) (My Balancing Act)
* Murder She Wrote
* The J-Dizzle
* Number 2
* 'Nilla Wafer
* Q-tip
* Sally Sensitive
* Scooter pie
o Scooter
* Spidergirl (Dr. Cox) (My Life in Four Cameras)
* Sport
* Supergirl
* The Boat (J.D.)
* Tiger (J.D.) (Janitor) (My Last Day)
* Vanilla Bear (Turk)
* Various dog's names such as Toto, Scooby, Rintintin, Snoopy, Lassie, etc. (Dr. Cox) (My T.C.W.)
* Whiney Face (Janitor)
o Whiney Britches
o Whiney Dancer
* Whizz-kid
* Wonder Bra
* Dr. John "I think I'm a man of the people but now, thanks to the Janitor, everyone knows I'm a fraud and I have egg on my face" Dorian
* 23 (Turk) (Dr. Cox)
* Pepe La Fritz (Janitor) (My Monster)
* White Shadow (Turk)

You're with the JDizzle now!

by Dr Jan Itor October 20, 2008