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JD's nickname from "Scrubs". Turk and JD have many different nicknames for eachother, and JDizzle is one of them...
Heres a list of all of JDs nicnames:
* Newbie
* Bambi
* Various girl names, such as Angie, Betty, Pumpkin, Carol, Denise, Ginger, Gidget Judy, Gloria, Nancy, Sheila, Priscilla, Sally, my Gal Friday, Murder She Wrote, Britney, Rhonda, etc. (Dr. Cox)
o Random Girls Name
* Doogie
* D.J./ R.J. (Jordan)
* Dr. Eager Beaver (Bob Kelso) (My Dream Job)
* King of the Nerds (J.D.) (My Kingdom)
* Dr. John D. Dorian (The middle initial stands for "Dallas" where Kim claims she lost her virginity.) (Kim Briggs) (My Urologist)
* Gladys (J.D.) (My Road to Nowhere)
* Gizmo
* Huckleberry
* Johnny (Dr. Molly Clock)
* Killer (Janitor) (My Tuscaloosa Heart)
* Mr. Pouty
* Mr. Silly Bear (Dr. Cox) (My Balancing Act)
* Murder She Wrote
* The J-Dizzle
* Number 2
* 'Nilla Wafer
* Q-tip
* Sally Sensitive
* Scooter pie
o Scooter
* Spidergirl (Dr. Cox) (My Life in Four Cameras)
* Sport
* Supergirl
* The Boat (J.D.)
* Tiger (J.D.) (Janitor) (My Last Day)
* Vanilla Bear (Turk)
* Various dog's names such as Toto, Scooby, Rintintin, Snoopy, Lassie, etc. (Dr. Cox) (My T.C.W.)
* Whiney Face (Janitor)
o Whiney Britches
o Whiney Dancer
* Whizz-kid
* Wonder Bra
* Dr. John "I think I'm a man of the people but now, thanks to the Janitor, everyone knows I'm a fraud and I have egg on my face" Dorian
* 23 (Turk) (Dr. Cox)
* Pepe La Fritz (Janitor) (My Monster)
* White Shadow (Turk)

You're with the JDizzle now!
JDizzle by Dr Jan Itor October 20, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
a name for jaden when he’s being a fat cock. We’d call him jrizzle but he ain’t got no rizz. manz is pussy deprived which makes him an even bigger COCK. real shit he jus needs some stripper coochie in his face. someone swipe his nose like a credit card please.
everybody loves jaden but jdizzle idk abt that
jdizzle by cockmunchie99 July 6, 2023
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Name for a freshmen who gets caught jacking off in the school bathroom. Can also be a name for someone who gets caught watching porn in the school bathroom.
Emmet: I just saw a kid jacking off and watching porn in the school bathroom
Nick: Lmao, he must be a jizzler
Jizzler by Jizzlyjizzler May 12, 2022

trizzle jizzle 

The act of ejaculating into your woman's shampoo bottle without her knowledge to get her back for being a bitch.
She made fun of Kentucky people so I trizzle jizzled her bitch ass.
trizzle jizzle by madness1 December 20, 2010

jizzlebasm 

An abstract word that can be used in any circumstance, as per the creativity/imagination/sheer stupidity of the user.
EG1: F*ck, I just jizzlebasmed your mom.
EG2: Dude! I managed to pull of a jizzlebasm.
EG3: A: dude, I'm so beast.
B: yeah right, you're about as beast as a jizzlebasm with cherry jam smothered across your ass.
EG4: Suck me, I'm the jizzlenator. Holy jizzlebasm!1!!one!!11!!1!!eleven!!1!
EG5: Can I please have some apple juiclebasm?
EG6: Holy shizzlefuck! He mercilessly jizzlebasmed that guys sister.
EG7: I bet you that there is a whole load of frizzlemcjizzlebasm in that van.
EG8: I just chugged 7 jugs of Jizzlebasm!
EG9: There is no EG9.
EG10: What the fuck is jizzlebasm anyway?
jizzlebasm by Papadouche March 24, 2009

Jizzle Drizzle 

When you cum in someone's mouth, and they spit it slowly over their lips.
Or
When the semen slowly ejaculates over the tip of the penis onto the receiving person's face.
God damn baby, you know I love it when you Jizzle Drizzle on yourself.

or
Baby, I'm gonna Jizzle Drizzle

Jizzle Fizzle 

When you've reached the peak of being jizzmatic and now considered a legend amongst those who are uncool.
1. I wish I was funky like a jizzle fizzle funk.

2. This crowd sucks! Let's hit them with some jizzle fizzle funk.
More from Urban Dictionary
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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