Jizzover

This stupid man haircut that is getting more and more popular lately where the guy keeps it short in the back and long in the front and like combs it around his face. Sort of like a reverse mullet, but more stupid looking.

Did you see Justin Bieber's jizzover? I hear he gels it himself.

by Da Fors February 24, 2011

jizzocated

1: When a male jizzes everywhere except inside a females vagina.

2: jizzing by just laughing

"So last night I jizzocated all over Danielle!"

"That joke was so funny I just jizzocated

by ziggity on dat giggity October 10, 2013

Jizzorsmic

jizzorsmic is a mixture of Jizztastic and Orgasmic

Example 1.
you that was so Jizzorsmic

Example 2:

Did you see that girls ass that was jizzorsmic

by jizzorsmic April 13, 2019

Jrizzy

Jrizzy is a person who number (1 wants to be rich and number )(2 help out the poor)( 3help his family)
Jrizzys normally wanna be the best they can be Jrizzy is a nickname not a real name it started from just thinking of words and making matching words using my in it
This name is from @young_jrizzy on instagram

Wow he is such a Jrizzy
Yo is that a Jrizzy
Jrizzy is such a cool blessed person

by Young_Jrizzy October 12, 2020

jizzotto

a creamy and lumpy batch of spunk as a result of a couple of weeks' build up; esp. when presented on a stomach or chest for the diner to consume.
Any globs of pearl-jam that have the consistency of the creamy rice dish with its distinctive lumps

I was down on hands and knees trying to scoop up Gino's jizzotto with my tongue

by norris mcsquirter February 22, 2010

jizzowned

Although jizzowned does not exceed the ownage power of Pablowned, it is not to be underestimated. This is used to describe when a person is humiliated so horribly that it can be compared to somebody getting jizzed in the eye. In extreme occasions, it can be compared to getting jizzed in the poohole.

Liu: Dude I've told you a million times I'm not a fag!
Lang: Then what is that dildo sticking out of your pocket?
Liu: .....
Steven: Dude you got jizzowned!

by Harry Pen the 15th July 24, 2006

Jizzory

A factory that is solely commited to the production of cum, sperm, semen, or jizz.

I work at the jizzory and its great.

by Jimbobadam August 15, 2006