indirect anal

Placing a fleshlight into a female anus(or male anus, depending on preference) and then making love to the fleshlight.

That girl is a real hoe, i would never directly fuck her ass, but I would partake in indirect anal.

by awkward andrew March 27, 2009

Indirect Father

When you ejaculate and the wind causes it to hit someone's vaginal region thus impregnating them.

Most commonly found under the occurrence of a hurricane.

There was a hurricane in my town while I was masturbating, I accidentally became an Indirect Father because of it!

by Cummycane Guru March 21, 2017

indirect fart

Draconian punishment for the fussy girfriend who keeps complaining about your unavoidabe flatulence, and who keeps escaping when you try to hold her head under the blanket.

A rich fart is released silently into your hand, you expell all air from your lungs then breath in the fart from your closed hand. You now make an amorous approach and breath the fart into her face / mouth as you kiss her. This will cure the problem as she WILL leave you. Failing this you repeat the procedure but first you bite strips of of your fingernails and wedge them between your teeth - an "indirect fart with nails"

I gave her an indirect fart

by Brucester September 10, 2006

Indirect Dick Slap

When someone touches your dick, then, moments later, slaps you in the face with the same hand that touched your dick. Usually given by a PMSing chick.

Guy1: "Hey dude did you get to bone Maria last night?"

Guy2: "Nah dude. She started to give me a handjob but then slapped me and called me a manwhore."

Guy3: "Looks like you got an Indirect Dick Slap!!!"

by Dunbar & Santiago July 14, 2010

indirect confusion

Confusion of the heart, where you don't know if you're "crushing" on someone, and even if you did, you don't know if you should date said person.

Katie, in her turtle-y awesomeness, is quite a mystery. I'm not sure I want to date her, or her me. This is quite a case of indirect confusion.

by Middaymoon December 24, 2008

indirect brojob

Helping a bro get a blowjob - no matter the cost...

I gave Halvord an indirect brojob last night, even though it was a lot to bite over.

by LAstory January 24, 2017

indirect tbh

Where you give someone a tbh (to be honest) but don't say there name, so you can pretty much say anything but they won't know if it's for them or not.

Indirect TBH Example: tbh ily but u can be rly annoying and a total ho sometimes but ur chill and one of my best friends

by basic ho April 17, 2017