Imploding toad

Is a significant other who uses pregnancy as an excuse for EVERYTHING...to include

* being rude, mean and abusive to all she comes in contact with
*blocks you on facebook everyother day
* break up with you every 10 minutes...then somehow making it your fault
*pregnancy is the cause of all actions, none of said actions were caused by her
*soul eater
*causes FLASHBACKS to middle and high school
*headaches
*nausea
*anxiety
* ........

RX:
RUN AND NEVER LOOK BACK

You need to dump that girl who is no good for your health, she is an imploding toad.

by Sunshinegrl July 14, 2017

Implode

When something violently collapses in itself or explodes on the inside or inward

Shit dude, this fucking OceanGate piece of hunk is going to implode!

by EA SPORTS ITS IN DA GAME October 02, 2023

Implodding

1. The act of one's phone nearing the point of destruction when bombarded by a mass of text messages

2. Not to be confused with "imploding" by Grammar Nazi's intent on shaming you mercilessly.

I can't make the party, my phone is implodding.

My pants are in the process of implodding.

by whiteknightBLAM January 26, 2013

Imploding Raincoat

A coat when worn implodes on itself causing damage to those who wear it via implosion

He was born on an imploding raincoat on the 16th of Germany

by R/MrTeaser November 19, 2019