Impatient Gourmet 

The Impatient Gourmet is a sexual position in which one woman stands on her head naked with her legs spread, while the other woman goes and orders a pizza.

"My gustatory cravings were overpowering my sexual desires, so I had to give her the Impatient Gourmet."

Impatient Gourmet by Alexis September 30, 2004

work impotence 

A feeling of powerlessness resulting from a lack of interaction and involvement in the work place.

Employee 1: "How's your proposal coming along?"
Employee 2: "No idea, I sent it to the partner 4 days ago and he is ignoring my emails and voicemails and isn't around the office. Feeling the onset of work impotence"

Manager: "Have you gathered everyone's feedback and comments from our presentation?"
Employee: "I've sent emails, and left voicemails, but no replies yet."
Manager: "Ummm, I think you've become work impotent."

work impotence by F.Castro March 14, 2009

Impotence 

When a guy can't get or can't sustain an erection.

I wanted to have sex, but he was impotent.

His impotency was embarrassing.

Impotence.

Impotence by Nadarien August 1, 2010

Digital Impotence 

This occurs when a user tries desperately to upload content to a social media site (photos, videos, status posts, etc.) but is unable to complete the process or "get it up" due to poor network connection or lack of good tech (eg. Apple).

Subsequent failed attempts to upload in rapid succession, especially over the course of a full day, will leave the user frustrated at their inferior technology and rife with feelings of inadequacy.

These negative feelings are further amplified if the content is "fresh" and has the capacity to generate a high degree of likes and shares. This leads to a loss of followers, and ultimately a deflated ego and sense of self for the user.

Jim: "For fuck's sake Rich, help me! Ever since I upgraded to iOS 10, I can't upload this video of Hilary Clinton giving Trump a limp dutch rudder."

Richard: "I'm sorry Jim, I cannot help you with your Digital Impotence."

Digital Impotence by nope.exe October 5, 2016

Impatient Patient

I calmly get frustrated waiting on waiting. I'm a patient person but impatiently patient about waiting

I'm impatient patient about waiting on a response from her...does she wanna bang or what?

Impatient Patient by wessidec April 8, 2011

Impatientist Painter 

Impatientism is a 21th-century art movement characterized by sloppy, quick, rushed strokes, scraping, or dumping of paints on canvas without giving any shit whatsoever for 'drying time', technique, forethought, or the end result. Impatientism originated with two brothers in Los Angeles that had absolutely zero patients for anything but wanted to see if they could make something "cool" looking since all the stuff at LACMA what total crap; especially a piece of art that was just a small canvas painted red...infuriating.

Scott can't draw for shit and he's the most impatient person in the world, but he loves to paint abstract art and considers himself and Impatientist Painter.

Impatientist Painter by BabyFishMouth November 26, 2019

pimpatience 

The feeling of discomfort, irritability and impatience in the face of social interaction when you need a poo.

I got caught by Shiela from accounts on the way to the loo earlier, I think she could sense my pimpatience.

pimpatience by Cleavage1 July 4, 2021