Your Mother Was a Hampster!

Most likely the world's most horrible burn or insult, and can only be countered with "Your Father Smelled of Elderberries!"

Hey Brady, "Your Mother Was a Hampster!"

by The Silent Assassin August 15, 2006

Hampster diving

When a person shoves the end of an empty papertowel roll up his/her anus then inserting a rodent of choice into the tube and setting the exposed end on fire so rhat the rodent will be forced to crawl into the anal cavity

Richard gere went to the emergency room after a hampster diving experiment went all wrong

by Suka may korncob April 27, 2019

humpsterbate

the act of keeping your hand stationed in a still circular pose around your cock while he thrusts his hips forward, providing the same hip motion as sexual intercourse.

Rod The Bod found he ejaculated quicker whilst humpsterbating

by ryan December 1, 2004

hampster

The retarded way to spell hamster. There's no "p" in hamster. Kthnxbai.

Gal: "Aww. Look at the little hampster running on her wheel"
Guy: "Umm..."

by Yams September 9, 2006

Hempster

(Noun) Anyone who is stricken with an infatuation and respect for hemp because of its ecological and economical potential to promote sustainability of life in the future and quell the human induced ecocide that Big Cotton and Big Petroleum are at large for unleashing at the dawn of the modern industrial era.

Bernie Sanders and Ron Paul seem to think that the introduction of hemp into our industries could save the world by ushering out the monopolistic and polluting industries which have been destroying our planet and taking our money for more than 200 years! What a couple of hempsters!

by skatersmurf December 29, 2015

Hampster Dance

A stupid, pointless website, with rows of "hampsters" dancing to a sped-up clip stolen from a Disney movie. Was the basis for a variety of "dance" sites, with fish, cows, stick men, you name it.

Hampsterdance is for bored people with WAY too much time on their hands!

by Chad July 19, 2004

Panty Hampster

Slang for Vagina, labias and flabias, this term also can be used for hairy muff, or beef curtains with fur. Can also be used in reference to women in general.

Jeez Danielle you let that panty hamster run wild.

There is an abundance of panty hamster running arround in the club tonight.

I want to bury my face in that panty hamster

by Big DK August 25, 2005