Humperdinck

One of the worst names in history - pretty much says that the dude is gonna hump you with his dinck.

1. I gave Jane a mean Humperdincking last night.
2. Jane says she didn't feel your micro Humper Dinck!

by kenshamrock December 4, 2021

squirrel humper

A old person that complains constantly , the type that yell " GET OFF MY LAWN !"Rick's parents . When you get so pissed at your in-laws and can't call them anything else.

Don't cut through that yard the old people there are squirrel humpers and they"ll bitch at you . Or " Your parents are ... SQUIRREL HUMPERS !"

by imjustsayin33 February 27, 2020

stubble hump

The action of sitting on your man's face before his morning shave.

I love a good stubble hump first thing in the morning.

by Dragonlady58 December 6, 2020

hrmph

A cross between a sigh, shrug, and a pout.

Andrew keeps ignoring me. Hrmph.

by elleth June 1, 2009

eye hump

to think about fucking a woman while looking at her

Hey Jim! Stop eye humping my wife!

by Anonymous April 8, 2003

Urn Humper

A woman who cheats repeatedly with a coworker before and during her marriage. Then after his death uses his memory
as a source of sexual excitement to get off.

Teresa always mentions Mike even though he has passed. No hiding their relationship.
She is a Urn Humper, she just rubs off thinking about him. If her husband knew.

by Mr. Craps March 1, 2014

Humper Sticker

A tatoo above a womans pussy or pubic area. Opposite of a tramp stamp.

"When I seen her tramp stamp I thought she was easy ,but when her shorts came off I seen her humper sticker read next"

by tewsday June 21, 2010