Humboldt Burn

(V) To smoke pot with no regard to conservation. To only burn and inhale the resin and hair off of a marijuana bud and then dispose of the remaining green matter.

"Ray had such quality and quantity that he would only "Humboldt burn" his weed.

by Tresfingers October 12, 2011

Humble Fuck

1. To fuck or penetrate in some way a person in order to break them down to a point of humbling before you.

2. Synonymous with "owning" "spanked" or variations on the theme but often with an extra implied harshness.

1. John was humbled by the ass raping Rick gave to him in the showers. John was given a humble fuck or John was Humble Fucked

2. I grabbed the girl by her hair and humbled fucked her face.

by Big Daddy J & Dr. J July 29, 2009

humboldt twist

When you get twisted up in an accident like the kids in the humboldt crash!

Jerry: did you hear about greg?
Mike: no what happened?
Jerry: he got into a car accident!
Mike: oh fuck he got that humboldt twist?

by humbytwister November 5, 2018

humblefucking

When someone chooses to fuck someone from a lower class in an attempt to prove they are not an elitist jerk.

The fact that someone would even think of engaging in humblefucking is classist in itself!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 4, 2021

eat humble pie

to apologize for and face humiliation for a serious error

It was the governments turn to eat humble pie.

by The Return of Light Joker December 29, 2008

in my far from humble opinion

An assertive phrase to introduce one's opinion by someone who is supremely confident it is the only valid viewpoint that makes logical sense. It is often abbreviated to IMFFHO. It should not be used by the faint hearted or those that cannot back it up with facts.

In my far from humble opinion, Matt Oxley writes like he's sitting on a time-bomb waiting for it to explode so he can be the first to report it
In my far from humble opinion, Valentino Rossi will never win another world championship

by Eyre of the Fred April 18, 2018

Humblebee

A person (typically an artist) who is so humble they won't even accept compliments. They will often brush off any praise they get and say they opposite.

Person 1: Wow! Your art is absolutely incredible!
Person 2: No it's not, it's awful, stop lying.
Person 1: I'm not lying, it's true!
Person 2: Yes you are, my art sucks.
Person 1: Stop being such a Humblebee

by SinnyDayInHell October 9, 2017