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A piece of bondage equipment designed to immobilize males. A humbler consists of two bars about 24" long with hardware to clamp them together. The bars are notched in the center. To use the humbler the male bends at the waist and knees and his ball sack is pulled back through his legs. The humbler is then clamped into place across the scrotum between the testicles and penis behind the male's thighs with the scrotum in the notch. Once in place it is impossible for the male to straighten his legs without painful streaching of the ball sack. Being in a humbler is a humilating experience for male subs, and brings B&D sessions to a new level.
Buffy told us last night last night she tried out a humbler on her new boyfriend. She said at first boy was he surprised. Then after a while he seemed to like it. Now he's her bitch LOL.
humbler by elbert March 17, 2007
Words you can keep
A form of cock and ball torture where a chord is formed into a lasso and looped around a man's nut sack while the other end is tied around the feet. Every time the man kicks the lasso tightens causing immense pain.
Matt - "Gabe you should totally tie that ethernet cable around your balls and give yourself a humbler." Gabe - "Just make sure Michael doesn't hit the brakes to hard I don't want to rip off my nuts!"
Humbler by weezy87 June 18, 2015
The humbler is the action of getting sucked up by a girl while sitting on a old bouncy washer machine,on high cycle and making her hum while she does it
Ex: bro!!! You will never ever guess what happened last night!! I took my gf to my gmas crib,and you know that old washer??? Yeah I got a hummer on the tumbler and called that bitch a humbler
Humbler by MeanMFmoneyMike September 23, 2012

Humbler (Cock and Ball Torture)

A humbler (Cock and Ball Torture) is a BDSM physical restraint device used to restrict the movement of a submissive male participant in a BDSM scene. The humbler consists of a testicle cuff device that clamps around the base of the scrotum, mounted in the center of a bar that passes behind the thighs at the base of the buttocks. This forces the wearer to keep his legs folded forward, as any attempt to straighten the legs even slightly pulls hard on the scrotum, causing anything from considerable discomfort to extreme pain.
A humbler (cock and ball torture) is kinda like a pair of handcuffs a police officer uses because a wearer is forced to keep his legs forward.

Cum-humbler

Verb- When you are receiving fellatio and right before ejaculation, the person sucking shoves two fingers in your ass while folding your legs up over your head and making you cum in your own face.
That slippery bitch had me folded over giving me a cum-humbler before I even knew what was happening.

Past tense- I almost lost an eye when that ungrateful snatch cum-humbled me.
Cum-humbler by Mabel Scartooney December 5, 2018

humble tits 

A girl who has big boobs but doesn't show them off
Damn why does Sally always wear turtlenecks? She has double D's
Cause she's got humble tits
humble tits by plaidgoesbad March 21, 2016

Baron Humbert Von Gikkingen 

First appearing in the Ghibli movie, "Whisper of the Heart", and again in the 2002 movie, "The Cat Returns", Baron Humbert Von Gikkingen is the coolest character to ever walk on the face of the Earth. He is a half cat/ half human creature dress in a suit and top hat. He is the most dapper person you'll ever meet and he fights with a freaking cane.

He also referred to as "Baron". His best friends are Toto the crow and Muta the fat cat. They the Cat Bureau, a investigation organization
God, Baron Humbert Von Gikkingen is so cool, I can barely pronounce his name
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