Housed

Basically having stolen something from that store.

John housed his Jordan's

stole

by Oh my gerd!? April 3, 2017

housed

When you are out golfing and you whack the shit out of the ball but it doesn't go straight and instead it hits a house. Thwack!!!

He missed the fairway by a mile. Yeah man, he housed it. Oh shit.

by A golfer November 15, 2005

Housed

When you are made to look like a complete fool by someone of superior intelligence simply through the use of their words, most of which you don't understand.

I can't believe how that nerd just Housed you! Do you even know what a troglodyte is?

by isthisnametaken? April 9, 2008

Housed

A word used instead of dissed. Used by the ghetto kids in Pikesville. The white kids would make fun of them by saying people got warehoused.

"Yo mama."
"You got housed, yo."

by Jacksillystraightyo November 28, 2004

housed

1. drunk off of ones ass, drunk as shit
2. smacked off of ones ass, smacked as shit

dude, ive had 13 shots, 6 bowls, 3 beers, 6 coronas, and a an appletini, im fucking HOUSED

by TCONvict April 9, 2006

Housed

An action that results when someone is beyond getting owned. Most commonly occurs in online games and real-life in sports. Only surpassed by "Trailer-Parked".

In Halo 3:
"Housed!" - Eli
"It's not my fault the score is 20-1!" - Mike

IRL:
*insert sport here you scored point in, eventually resulting in a shutout or near shutout*
"Housed!"

by Smerecki March 6, 2008

Housed

Getting Housed is when you go to the hospital during a bad trip and they kick your door down and take all your shit

"I just got housed by Merrifield Crisis Center who ransacked my shit and stole $100,000 worth of consumants that were supposed to last me until I was 50."

by Codey Neal October 11, 2019