Horting

kind of MMA

my buddy John went to horting championship, he got fucked up well.

by blackoutpoint August 19, 2015

hortative

adjective

giving strong encouragement,throwing away any depressed,listless,and abject mind from someone who suffers distraction of mind

Lisa is sexy cheerleader chick.Lisa's smile is hortative. She always please her boyfriend. When the math olympiad comes along, Lisa's genious boyfriend is very nervous and worried, because he have not studied enough to catch prizes, at that moment, Lisa relieve him with stroking and sucking his cocks. It is really hortative.... Ummmmmmmmm babe....lol...

by purinsy October 19, 2008

too $hort

Hilarious Rapper, listen to song "keep on fuckin me" for example

Too $hort is fuckin awesome!

by kent May 11, 2003

hort peanus

when the peanus gets hort

i forgot to put sunscreen on my dong and got a hort peanus

by Lomaarharetanio February 17, 2022

Hort Peanus

When yuor peanus hort so bad

ow i got hort peanus

by HubbartJimson February 27, 2022

hort

When a person proceeds to throw a ring of fire with chewing tobacco and immediately afterwards smoke 5 cigarettes at the same time.

Holy shit that guy is about to do a hort!
I freakin puked after I finished that hort!

by Trogsta Blackson May 22, 2008

Horts

Shorts show short you remove the S. Also could be called Whore shorts.

You can’t even see her horts because they’re covered by her shirt.

by Nosnhoj yaj August 13, 2019