one eyed hobbling pirate

During sexual intercourse the male pulls out shoots his hot steamy load in her eye and then savagely kicks her in the shin: One Eyed Hobbling Pirate

"he was such a dick he gave me a one eyed hobbling pirate"

by Bob Dylab June 20, 2016

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hibbling

being very fidgety and tapping your shoe on the ground while sitting at a desk.

Max was hibbling so hard i could feel the vibration 2 rows back.

by The_Nazi_27 January 27, 2017

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Hubblin'

The act of fisting yourself in the ass with your left hand, while simultaneously pleasuring a stray animal with your right hand.

Did y'all see Matthew yesterday on his lunch break? He was Hubblin' himself and that poor dog on company time.

by HubblesPoorPets June 11, 2022

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Verb:
Sexual act. Best not to do this if you want a relationship. This act is performed by having anal sex with the individual, cumming in her ass as many times as you can. When you are finished, kick her 4-5 times in one shin. While she is off-balance, direct her to the nearest door. When she's outside, then lock it. As she hobbles around screaming her displeasure, her act of bending over or holding her shin up will cause her to leak cum from her butt. Letting her in or forcing her to walk home like this is totally optional.

"I heard a lot of noises next door last night, and after taking a peek, I discovered my neighbor was giving his girl a Hobbling Whore."

"I gave Mia a Hobbling Whore, because I wanted to break up, but I've never been good with words."

by Smack Everything1 May 2, 2010

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hobbins

An excessively hairy man or woman; derived from Hobbit but does not imply a height, weight, shoe size, or life span difference from the norm; does not imply you actually read The Lord of the Rings.

Man, that hobbins needs a good waxing.

by Hobbinski December 11, 2008

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