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hesturbate

twiddle the bean or jack in an unusual manner, with thoughts of doing something particularly dirty that is not always associated with sex. Masturbation that is a mixture of very perverted and very funny. Often punctuated by Ha! This word has become popular on porn boards, and is derived from Hester, wearer of the scarlet letter.
"I imagined you shoving that evian bottle in your cooch, and I had to go hesturbate"
by Olivia Yearns November 10, 2008
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Hesh Hop

a style of hip hop with absolutely no boundaries. Hesh hoppers dont give a fuck where the sample for a track, or beat come from, they will tear it up regardless.

A form of Hip Hop that takes on many different facets of style, thereby not being pigeonholed to any one certain sound.
bro #1 - How the hell do you go from Cher samples to Cannibal Corpse samples and make it sound good???!!!

bro #2 - It's all in the Hesh Hop, dude... Seriously.
by Hesh Daddy August 27, 2009
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Hesus

A spiritual god which is currently living in a rubber duck, with over 100k worshipers, who believe that rubber ducks are cute, special, and need to be honored. Please worship rubber ducks, and make it a worldwide known worshipment! Hail Hesus!
"Hail Hesus! The rubber duck"
by Hesus Believer 🦆 May 27, 2019
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Hesham

Someone who will be such a great friend for you maybe hurt you sometimes without knowing but he is gentle and kind and too much stop he fears spiders and he's a cat person , would like to prank you sometimes , he's smart and funny but he'll bully you sometimes
Who is that clown?

It's hesham
by :) his amazing friend August 31, 2020
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hesh

in the skating world; hesh is the style that says you don't give a fuck. Except, now that's it's been labled, no one is really hesh. You dig? The dudes with the tighter pants, smaller shirts, mesh back hats, and high top shoes...are generally hesh...but shit, if you say you're hesh, then you're not really hesh! You're not supposed to care, dumbass.
"that dude is hesh"
"those are some hesh tricks"
by Anonymous October 1, 2003
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Hshurp

Created by the ancient Romans Hshurp is a commen household word that has not been accepted into the dictionary as the other words are racist thugs and wanted to use a butt plug on them.
Thats right kids. Butt plug.

A Hshurp is two things.
1- A gay Jew
2- A male mothers womb
Example 1.
Jewish person one: OMG I LEIK TTLY LUV MILEY CYRUZ
Jewish person two: What a hshrup

Example 2.
Person one: Hey, so i heard tony is having another kid...
Person two: so, does he a have a hshurp or something?
by AhMazIngNess December 7, 2009
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HeshTD

Having sexual intercourse or engaging in a caressing manner with a hesh person. It is a severely scary and harsh disease that is only now augmenting. Common HeshTD's are coffin dick/vagina, turtle dick and taco dick. Scientists are only now discovering more extreme variations of HeshTD's.
Adam: Yo man I had sex with melissa at the party last night!

Kevin: Dude she has HeshTD's!! Your gonna die from coffin dick!

Adam: No my dick is gonna fall off or worse!!!
by HeshScientist June 16, 2009
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