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Heshen
Heshen by nelliedeleie April 27, 2014
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Heshue • hesher • heshen • heshekenji • heshies • Heshe and Grace Meteor • hesheit • Heshemanwoman • hesheme • heshemeyou
hesher
Hesher can be generally described as a grungy, long-haired person with a "still stuck in the '80s" image. Usually seen wearing leather motorcycle or denim jacket full of band patches, torn acid-washed jeans and an '80s rock t-shirt.
Likes to listen to some heavy metal tunes while riding an old school van. Charactirized by an outlaw attitude, probably drinks alcohol and smokes weed. Similar in appearance to a thrasher.
Likes to listen to some heavy metal tunes while riding an old school van. Charactirized by an outlaw attitude, probably drinks alcohol and smokes weed. Similar in appearance to a thrasher.
Heshkeveck
A person who binge watches Seinfeld while eating a barrel of Swiss and Gruyere cheese. These kinds of people usually eat this barrel of cheese once or twice yearly, but always eat them alone during special events. This action takes about 9 to 12 days and the resulting poop viscosity is, well, unimaginably large. This could possibly damage the lower side of your stomach, pancreas, liver and heart. Not because of eating the food, but of crapping so much.
Heshkeveck by Hotel scootis April 6, 2020
hesher
Reebock-wearing, mulleted person in acid-washed jeans and a Judas Priest T-shirt who, at the age of 28, still lives in his/her parents' basement and swears that he/she can really rock out on his/her Ibanez Stratocaster copy guitar and probably owns a Nova that hasn't run in 5 years but you just wait, that fucker is gonna smoke those fuckin Japanese rice burners once I put a new head gasket on it.
hesher by Justin Scott August 22, 2003
HeShe
A gender undefinable person. Could be a man or a woman, or a little of both. Often dressed in nondescript clothing or dressed incredibly flamboyantly with bulges or hair in places they ought not be.
"Look at that...heshe? I can't tell if that motha is a man or a woman, i mean, check out the breasts and the beard!"
HeShe by One Sexy Miami Girl October 20, 2004
heshies
Bro1:"Holy shit, Did you just land that Boneless Frontside 180 Finger Flip?"
Bro2:"Chyeah suckah"
Bro1:"Damn bro, heshies."
Bro2:"Chyeah suckah"
Bro1:"Damn bro, heshies."
heshies by sebastian crucial January 28, 2007
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whale
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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