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A weekend school located in Paramus, New Jersey where japanese and halfies come together to see Sakuyama sensei. He is the sole purpose of Hoshuko and will always be. Often, fobs from the motherland come to Hoshuko, which we love. On the other hand, when classmates leave, it is depressing and empty. At this school, things tend to break and people tend to break rules. Computers are hacked, christmas ornaments crash, swivel chairs are raced, rooftops are occupied, teachers are offended, and we all have the best times of our lives.
Let's go to Hoshuko to break things!

Hoshuko is where I ponder about rooftops on rooftops.

Don't forget to bring water bottles for Hoshuko.

I don't have a family nor home so I live at Hoshuko, in the Chapel.

Hoshuko moms do everything for us.

I go to Hoshuko to meet fobs.

Hoshuko by Kana Wasabe May 18, 2008
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A place where Japanese kids who live in the US go on Saturdays to learn Japanese. It often times conflicts with sports and SAT testing, and a free Saturday is ruined. They base their teachings off of pre-WWII ideas, making it an almost North-Korean, no freedom center. Also, going to Japanese school doesn't help when applying to colleges
What are you doing on saturday?

Going to Hoshuko.

You have no life
Hoshuko by Vrastrapter September 2, 2016
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Some gay ass weekend school located in Port Chester Middle School. It’s filled with the dumbest asians and it’s filthy. Diamond.
Hoshuko is gay
Hoshuko by u3d4 November 26, 2017

hoshikosphone 

cool tiktok person
go follow NOW
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person B: yeah theyre so cool
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hoshikosphone 

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Hoshiko is a Japanese name with “hoshi” meaning star and “ko” child. It’s a very pretty name but fairly rare
Person 1: This woman is so beautiful! What’s her name?
Person 2: Her name is Hoshiko
Hoshiko by Alergictobitches August 8, 2023

Hoshikoff 

A term for the event where a gay person is on a date with a straight person
Lana was really into David until she realized it was a hoshikoff.
Hoshikoff by zullivan September 6, 2025
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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