heinie

a really cute way of saying Ass

You have an absolutely breathtaking heinie

by corso954 May 13, 2005

Heinbuch

1. To fuck, typically (though not necessarily) a coworker.

I totally Heinbuched that new hostess.

by A Heinbuchee December 17, 2008

Hein

Hein is a man strong in his own way, a hart of gold. Hein will go the extra mile to help other people. If you know a hein you can be considered to be the luckiest person alive. He will make your day so much better with just a hello and his loving smile. He is a handsome man ready for anything on his path. He takes life on with 110% of what he has to offer. A sporty man with legs like a super hero- even the personality to fit. His eyes tells the story of his life. If you look long enough you will realise you need him as a friend or a lover. Being with him is the best thing to happen in your day. Hein has an presence unexplained. A smile to share with the world. A hug to uplift the down-and-out. He is sent from above for a big reason.

handsome strong hein warrior history maker

by Skillieniss August 27, 2013

Heinerscheided

Destroying your reputation while costing your employer billions by completely failing your assignment and doing the worst possible thing you could ever do, thus forcing you to delete all social media and crawl under a rock to hide from the backlash.

“She Heinerscheided her career and was forced to change her name, get plastic surgery, and leave the country forever”

by AwdSleeper April 23, 2023

Hit 'em with the Hein!

An annoying and amusing catchphrase from The Howard Stern Show, designed for the purpose of pissing off Howard Stern staffer Jon Hein. Despite Hein's efforts to suppress the catchphrase, it has gained some traction among followers of the show, in much the same way as Bababooey did many years earlier.

(Golf Announcer): "McIlroy lining up the shot now with the 7-iron."

*WHAP*
(Spectator): "Hit 'em with the Hein!"

by Reggie Dunlop 69 September 19, 2016

heinous anus gayness

A situation involving heavy sexual deviance of the rectum amid a furious homosexual encounter.

Bob: I heard Frank had to get reconstructive surgery on his asshole after spending an evening with Don.

Gerald: Just one night? Damn, there must have been seriously heinous anus gayness afoot.

by Hammer of Jesus August 17, 2019

heineken

1.) A form of beer (US English) or lager (British) that is brewed in and around Amsterdam, the Netherlands. It is currently the world's most exported beer. The name comes from its inventor, Heineken.
2.) A member of the Heineken family, a very rich family of beer brewers from the Netherlands. Most famous is Freddy Heineken, once chairman of Heineken breweries, who was abducted in the 1980s.

1.) I'll have a Heineken please.
2.) I'll have a Heine.
3.) Heerlijk Helder Heineken (for over four decades the slogan in Dutch Heineken ads; means "Wonderful Bright Heineken" prounounced "hay-r-laick hell-dur hine-e-ken.")

by Teunkie April 23, 2003