no hassles !

aka no worries! ! - no sweat! - no problemo !

tim - george! will you be able to get me some chips on the way back from work? george - No Hassles ! sure can do!

by niko_Queenstown January 15, 2016

Street Hassle

When four sweaty dudes reach a volume that creates a sexual musk that even hassles the streets.

Trina, "Hey Bianca, see them hot dudes, they stink like a Street Hassle."

by Taco Larry May 11, 2018

hessler

1. slang for bed.
2. "hitting the hessler": slang for going to bed. Popularized by h100+101.

"I'm tired. I'm going to hit the hessler."

by Dinkus Mayhem January 2, 2009

hassle magnet

Someone or something that attracts a lots of hassle and makes everyone mad.

That Lion is a hassle magnet because it got me in a 3-hit combo and killed me.

by Brett Watson March 1, 2006

Hasslehogg

A hassel-hogg is a man that plays football (specifically a linemen). He goes crazy on the field and talks trash to other opponents. Hassle-hoggs love to eat their other opponents also. The hassle hogg of the year is Joseph Norcia.

The Hasslehogg loves football.

by Christ0e November 28, 2018

High hassle

A very annoying problem

Joey: "They're out of Big Macs at McDonalds!"
Britney: "Nuggets too
Isaiah: "That's such a high hassle bruh"

by Snapplecap68 June 30, 2015

Hassle the Hoff

A term used when David Hasslehoff, one of the few men who can fight Chuck Norris and live, is hassled in a way that makes David Hasslehoff angry. The only way to make David Hasslehoff happy again is to summon Billy Mays and have him advertise Orange-Glo for David Hasslehoff's awesome Orange tan. Unfortunately, Billy Mays has passed away, leaving no known repercussion against Hassling the Hoff. All those within a 50 mile radius all climax in an orgy of pleasure, and then die.

Yo, man, you don't HASSLE THE HOFF!

by Super_Darky_Malarky September 20, 2009