Hasler

the act of rejecting anyone who rates 8 or lower on the 1-10 scale (8 or lower being referred to as "b-team"). Pulling a true Hasler means going home alone no matter how seductive the subject and no matter how long the dry spell.

For a guy, pulling a Hasler often causes his bros to question his manhood.

Girl: Would you like to come over to my beach house tonight? It's meant to be an all girls pool party but for you I can make an exception
Guy: Nah, I'm tired. I think I will just call it an early night

Guy's bro #1: Did he just go Hasler on her?
Guy's bro #2: He must be either gay or taking playing hard to get to a whole new level!

Girl: Why must all good guys be gay?

Hasler by Dr. Brovius Hawthorne January 12, 2014

Hasler

an extreme partier who drinks crazily exesive amounts of straight or premixed alcohol. in the old days would party all night but these days ends up crashing early

when at a party or out drinking with friends if some one crahes early and falls asleep they've just pulled a "Hasler"

Hasler by mad dog tanen January 23, 2009

Tanner hasler 

A little bitch who gets fucked in the ass because he dates people like Addison Dodson

Your such a tanner hasler

Tanner hasler by Deezsnuts64 May 16, 2018

Des Hasler 

A God amongst men. Intellectually gifted with a flare for unorthodox creativity, he is the GOAT you want leading your rugby league club. Always integrating puns in his speech, the madlad's humour is unrivalled. A supreme alpha male in every way, the last thing you'd want him to be is your father-in-law. Don't be fooled by his natural charm; he'll give you an almighty spray if step out of line. It's Des' world, and we merely bear witness to his glory. Go Manly.

- "Wow, look at how Des Hasler has transformed the club after the departure of that simp Trent Barrett. What an alpha."

- Girlfriend: "Who's that hunk over there? I'm beginning to fall in love."
- Boyfriend: "That's Des Hasler. It's fine if you want to break up with me. I'll never be as good as Des."

- "Who knows the KFC secret herbs and spices?"
- "Des Hasler."

- "Who is Keyser Söze?"
- "Des Hasler."

- Child: "Who is God?"
- Brad Parker: "Des Hasler. "

Des Hasler by BradleyPorker69 June 3, 2020

Elliot Hasler

Elliot Hasler is the type of guy who is always the last to get a joke, but always the first to make one. He has a wicked sense of humour, loves all his friends like nothing else, and although not naturally popular, likes to have a close group of friends who he shares everything with, the latest joke, chocolate, food, his opinions, and all those weird facts that he always seems to know. Elliot Hasler is really creative, has a great imagination, and although he may come across as weird or strange at first, it’s just who he is, and anyone who knows him well grows to love him for it. He is a total book-worm, and can come across as a bit nerdy, but Elliot Hasler is completely loyal to his friends, and hates anyone who hurts him, his family, or his friends. He has a heart of gold, but always seems to have the worst luck with girls, always getting turned down or just straight-up ignored, but Elliot Hasler always shrugs it off, and he can always turn people’s frowns upside-down. An Elliot Hasler is an amazing person, and anyone who used to know one has regretted letting him go, and those who still do know one have no intention of letting him go. If you have any sense, you will enjoy being with him and the person that he is, and you will never, EVER, forget him.

Person 1: Hey, isn’t the new kid a bit weird?
Person 2: Maybe, but if we’re lucky, he’ll turn out to be an Elliot Hasler.

Elliot Hasler by The_population_of_the _earth November 23, 2020

hansler 

1. refusing to comply, agree, or give in; obstinate
2. difficult to handle, treat, or overcome
3. persistent and dogged: a stubborn crusade

My dad was as hansler as a mule.

hansler by Barry DeBeers November 18, 2010

Ass Haller

Someone who halls ass.

Bob Barker is sure an ass haller!

Ass Haller by Freshboi87 October 29, 2018