Hank Green

Hank green is a dietician and pelican. He is the parental figure to all of gen z and recommends a diet of grass, glass, white gooey stuff, and lava lamps.

Someone: Hank Green, can I eat grass?
Hank: Eat grass... eat grass.

by hankgreen1 December 27, 2020

hank pecker

A real all American gun-loving man. Who knows who the real president is. He is the epitome of masculinity and only eats meat.

Hank Pecker uses his second amendment to protect your first

by mibba 69420 January 12, 2021

Hank's razor

If you have a sociological phenomenon with a seemingly unrelated correlation being theorized, it can be better explained by socioeconomic status.

Hank's Razor states that people who play racket sports liver longer, because they're rich and can afford healthcare, not because they play racket sports.

by SinginWes July 10, 2023

Hank Bruh Moment

When someone is acting especially down bad or sus.

That was a certified Hank Bruh Moment

by MacNCheezed June 29, 2021

Hank Hill

Main character from the TV show King of the Hill. Successfully used crack as fishing bait. Hoped to sell propane and propane accessories even as a child (if his grades were good enough). Has an irrational hatred of charcoal and Thatherton Fuels. Drinks as much (if not more) beer as Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin, but for some reason is not thought of as a alcoholic like Homer and Peter.

Hank Hill was born in the ladies room at Yankee Stadium, not in Texas.

by A.C. Sativa October 9, 2012

hank schrader

A decent guy who isn't as smart as his brother in law. Eventually he gets on the wrong side of "the danger." It's a sad story.

Marie Schrader: You're ordering a new rock?
Hank Schrader: I'm *bidding* on a new *mineral.*

by Lars Norsk May 27, 2015

Harte-Hanks

A building of broken dreams coated with the tears of desperation.

Conselor : Do you have any dreams of hopes in your future?

Client : N0 , I worked for harte-hanks...

by John Jacob Jingelheimer Schmit August 1, 2011