Haucker

(Pronounced "how-ker")

A guy who would do anything to get with a babe. Often fails. Looks foolish. Would rather hang with girls than guys.

"Those four dudes are such bros, well except that one haucker, he is being kind of a bitch man."
"I heard that haucker spent all night trying to dance with (insert girl name here) and it looked kinda gay."

by thehockeyboys December 6, 2011

Hazucker

Hazucker tends to be a nice guy but gets quite hard whenever the word cum is in the conversation. I recommend to befriend the man if you have a burping fetish or if you are a silly goose. Overall good guy but be careful he may rape you or burn the Jews.( the last part isn’t that bad)

Hazucker raped the squirrel while burping in its asshole

by anonymous January 29, 2019

Hamfucked

the process of getting fucked over when being overly greedy in a game.

Bob just got hamfucked on a roll for loot he needed, after winning the roll on everything else.

by goat of anger June 29, 2022

Banana Hamock

= a speedo

Nothing nasty here...

Gay guy wears banana hamock

by kame October 19, 2005

Cambodian Hamock

A combination of the syberian clutch and the hungarian forklift.

The cambodian hamock is when you and your bro perform the syberian clutch and the hungarian hamock to some girl at the same time for full penetration.

by C.I.C May 1, 2009

Preston Hauck

The most bad-ass musician of the soon to be successful band Jah-bless, not to be confused with jobless. He rides his BMX bike looking sexy with his beard, you might have seen him as child on a Huffy doing jumps ova giant ditches catching air making all the girls gasp and say "ooooo.." Preston spends his time reading dictionaries and expanding his intellect and striving for his ambitions. He loops on his looper like a pro. He also pulls on your heart strings as he sings his sweet harmonies and plays his tasty licks on his guitar.HE is also a YETTI, know this to be true.

Who would not go for Preston Hauck? He is single!

by LoriL Shampoo January 19, 2011

hamock

when a girl has huge tits, so hug that it would seem she would need a hamock to hold them up and not a bra

Alex: yo look at her tits

Aidan: yeh total hamock

by michelle dennet December 7, 2012