Hummus 

Mashed chickpeas seasoned with lemon, pepper, and salt. It is usually served with vegetables, pretzel chips, and pita. Occasionally it is used as a face mask. The ingredients in hummus can vary as they come in a variety of flavors. Rich people eat this sh*t. In addition, hummus has the consistency of diarrhea. Enjoy!

In a lunch room:
Poor kid that shops at Dollar Tree: “Son! Who tf took a dump in yo lunch bag?!?!”
Rich kid: “My mother. And it’s called Hummus.”

Hummus by Rich_the poor kid November 25, 2018

Hummus 

Some sort of dip that looks like barf and literally tastes like the scent that whites, blacks, and some India Indians give off. You know, that onion smelling odor.

I tried some hummus with tortilla chips at the dining hall. I immediately gagged because the taste reminded me of when this onion smelling dude sat by me on the bus. Like come on. Put on some deodorant and cologne at least.

Hummus by Krackerjacksnacks April 18, 2018

Hummus 

Hummus is a delicacy that tastes amazing with Simon. Mostly eating behind a tv.

"Now that Talia isn't here, we can suck off each other and eat hummus

Hummus by Fandango420 July 11, 2020

hummus

Showings someones angry and they will shove hummus up your anus and let it rot.

Jesus Christ man, don't get the hummus on me!

hummus by poopnose49pumpernicklefucker March 14, 2026

Hummus 

A term for gay porn, that teachers do not commonly like. It is commonly mistaken for the creamy middle-eastern dip.

David: Yo teach, do you like hummus?

Teach: Do you want a referal?

Hummus by Djrizzla10431 September 26, 2025

hummus fart 

An especially horrific fart characterized by a protracted ripping sound that resonates as it exits the anus.

Whoa Dad, that’s a hummus fart for sure!

hummus fart by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2020

hummus-face 

A hummuscidal raging leb commonly found on irc channels. Known for raging hard over the smallest things.

"<p> sup hummus-face"
"<l> your mothers a whore!"

hummus-face by koothrappali July 12, 2012