An outgoing, beautiful, wise young lady who wears her heart on her sleeve. Her laugh is contagious. Her smile is sweet. Her eyes shine. A Hartley makes mistakes, but learns from them. She is a leader, not a follower. Boys practically drool over her beauty; yet she does not know how beautiful she truly is, inside and out. Her sweet/ funny/ caring/ yet sarcastic personality makes her a very likable girl. Any young man would be lucky to have a Hartley. He may not see it, but once he has her... He is never going to want her to leave. Hartleys really are amazing.
by soccer412 October 3, 2011
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by Captain Slappy August 2, 2008
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To the maître d': "Exquisite otherworldly flavour."
Oui madame... we have a new chef from Brooklyn, recently graduated from the renowned Haute Stoner Cuisine School.
Oui madame... we have a new chef from Brooklyn, recently graduated from the renowned Haute Stoner Cuisine School.
by rperazag May 20, 2010
Get the Haute Stoner Cuisine mug.Jim: Damn dude! After I saw you throw hands I knee you were a Scots Irish Score settler.
Brent: Across the pond we are simply known as a Hatley!
Jim: Do you still have the keys to Gracie Tampa?
Brent: Hell yeah. We've got some scores to settle with those Reddit dorks.
Brent: Across the pond we are simply known as a Hatley!
Jim: Do you still have the keys to Gracie Tampa?
Brent: Hell yeah. We've got some scores to settle with those Reddit dorks.
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Get the Hatley mug.A form of squat created on September 27, 2011 by Ben Hatley. It begins by standing by the Benmobile's front wheel with the feet spread as wide as possible. The wheel is then kicked or turned and then, between turns of the wheel, a plyometric squat is done. That is you jump up in between turns of the wheel. This is very powerful. If you thought doing squats was fun before, wait till you try Hatleysquats - they are awesome! Ben Hatley approved.
Ben: Hey Bryant, come here. How about a round of Hatleysquats? (he kicks the wheel of the Benmobile)
Bryant: I'm not sure. I know how to do it, but we did some this morning.
Ben: Well, it wouldn't hurt to do some again. Here, spread your feet and squat down when I turn the wheel. Then, for every time it turns, jump up once. Ready? (he turns the wheel and Bryant jumps up)
Liv: Wow! Are you doing Hatleysquats again? Let me at it! These are fun. Better than any old regular squat that I do.
Bryant: (counting, having already done 5) Six.. Seven.. Eight.. Nine.. Ten! There! I feel awesome now.
Snapper: What?! This crazy exercise. I used to do these, but not like that. Show me.
Bryant: Here Aunt Snapper, I'll show you. Spread your feet out and crouch down. Then, when Grandpa Ben turns the wheel, jump up, then squat again. Its easy. Its a Hatleysquat.
Snapper: (tries it) Woah, that's brisk. Do you think Grandma Mac might like it?
Ben: Sure, she'll love it. They are so hot your quads will be an inferno by the time we're done. (he rubs his leg because he's squatted for so long) Sweet!
Bryant: I'm not sure. I know how to do it, but we did some this morning.
Ben: Well, it wouldn't hurt to do some again. Here, spread your feet and squat down when I turn the wheel. Then, for every time it turns, jump up once. Ready? (he turns the wheel and Bryant jumps up)
Liv: Wow! Are you doing Hatleysquats again? Let me at it! These are fun. Better than any old regular squat that I do.
Bryant: (counting, having already done 5) Six.. Seven.. Eight.. Nine.. Ten! There! I feel awesome now.
Snapper: What?! This crazy exercise. I used to do these, but not like that. Show me.
Bryant: Here Aunt Snapper, I'll show you. Spread your feet out and crouch down. Then, when Grandpa Ben turns the wheel, jump up, then squat again. Its easy. Its a Hatleysquat.
Snapper: (tries it) Woah, that's brisk. Do you think Grandma Mac might like it?
Ben: Sure, she'll love it. They are so hot your quads will be an inferno by the time we're done. (he rubs his leg because he's squatted for so long) Sweet!
by Dusty's Baby Powder September 28, 2011
Get the Hatleysquats mug.A city in Indiana known for it's astonomical high meth lab rates, prostitution rings, and horrible horrible smell in the Southern part of the city. It was also nicknamed "Sin city" by Time magazine decades ago. The cities moto is "A Level Above" but sadly the only thing it is above is a pile of elephant feces.
There is a horrible smell in the air, a prostitute on the corner, and a meth lab down the street....I must be in Terre Haute!
by Mayor Kevin Burke June 30, 2006
Get the Terre haute mug.One who insists on carrying on with a funny concept, item, or subject to the point where it has lost all of its humorous qualities.
Nick: Dude, can you believe Julian? He's been rambling on about that punchline forever! I mean seriously, its not even funny anymore.
Courtland: I know! He's such a humor-hauler!
Courtland: I know! He's such a humor-hauler!
by XC Penguin August 8, 2010
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