gurning

The uncontrollable mouth movement caused by certain drugs. without the aid of chewing gum can result in serious interior mouth damage.

mate these pills are banging, got some proper gurning going on

by rooney425 June 29, 2008

Garking

Performing fellatio on oneself, aka autofelatio.

(Coined by Reina Scully in "Surprise Butt Sex!" SF podcast)

After two years of yoga, Billy now spends his days garking.

by nick pine July 2, 2016

gurming

What a star-struck person will do as they discover they're in the same room with a celebrity, whether they've actually a fan or not.

As soon as Kathy Lee Gifford entered the room, my boyfriend forgot who I was and gurmed all over her, even though he didn't know who she was until I pointed her out.

by UrbnDog October 4, 2004

I'm gooping, I'm gunking

A phrase in english that means one is having fun.

Person1: How are you doing, Person2

Person2: I'm gooping, I'm gunking

by Captain Reuben Price April 18, 2023

Gerking

slapping a woman to orgasm with a pickle.

The pickle must be sliced in order to achieve the best slapping.

Gerk me, Gerk me with your giant pickle!

After gerking for hours, her lips were sore and the room was a mess.

by Blafbatser98 May 13, 2014

Gerking

The act of massaging oneselves penis.(masturbation)

Josh loves gerking his small cock while whaching pornography.

by coreyb March 23, 2005

Gulking

When a man or woman has "something down her throat" When he/she swallows it makes the noise of gulk gulk gulk making them a gulker or saying they are gulking.

Drinking milk too fast ...Gulking

by sparkleson April 16, 2012