Gufflefuck

Noun - A situation so completely screwed up that it can't be fixed.

Verb - To fuck something so hard, it shits baby giraffes.

Trying to drug your mom and have crazy amounts of sex with her has turned into quite the gufflefuck.


I'm going to gufflefuck that black kid, and his anus will weep with giraffes.

by Dracula Bugtits April 19, 2009

cunt guff

The words cunt and guff combined to describe a fanny fart.

That girl in the pub last night let out a huge cunt guff and everyone could hear it.

by cult88 December 19, 2008

gufiao

Gufiao means "cool" in Puerto Rican Spanish. It can also mean "awesome," "coolies," etc. Anything pertaining to something that is neat.

"El show fue gufiao!" - "The show was awesome!"

by Deglynx October 15, 2006

Gufferer

One who claims to be a juggalo/juggalette but does not gather/has not gathered

Greyson is not a juggalo because gufferers are not juggalos.

by kissmyaxe17 January 6, 2022

Guffart

The act of laughing so hard that muscle control is temporary relaxed, resulting in the droppage of ass.

From colloquial "Guffaw" and "Fart."

Similar words include: Shart, Snart

"Wow, that was a great burrito. Whoa, did that fellow just slip on a banana peel? How funny! Oh my god I think i just guffarted."

by Doc Daredevil Dagwood Dipthong January 6, 2007

guff n chuck

to catch one's fart and throw in an unsuspecting victims face.

Andy performed a guff n chuck on Tom. Nice

by Chik3b September 12, 2006

Guffitus

A disease which is the result of a large build up of gas, passed on to nearest person, other person starts farting frequently - and whiffing.

Cor Emma.. you've given me your guffitus i can't stop farting, and i whiff!

Oooop, Emma has guffitus again

Oh hell no i've caught Guffitus from you, my word i stink!

by Stacey and emma October 30, 2007