grits

Vinny Gambini: How could it take you 5 minutes to cook your grits when it takes the entire grit-eating world 20 minutes?

Mr. Tipton: Um...I'm a fast cook, I guess.

Vinny Gambini: You're a fast cook? Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than any place on the face of the earth?

Mr. Tipton: I don't know.

Vinny Gambini: Perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove! Were these magic grits? Did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?
by Yo Momma October 01, 2003
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GRITS

Acronym for "Girls Raised In The South"
BUMPER STICKER: I love "GRITS" (girls raised in the south.)
by some guy November 18, 2002
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grit

by a-town krook August 14, 2003
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the grit

The ghetto, a bad or seedy neighborhood, a rough part of the city.
Oh you want a fake ID? You can get one over by the park, it's kind of in the grit but you'll be all right.
by xylena June 23, 2006
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Grits

A guy might tell a friend he wants to go pick up some grits. (Some girls raised in the south...for the night)
by Kelli Anne October 25, 2005
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grits

Tasty breakfast food made of corn flour. Good with cheese, bacon and/or sausage.
My mom made me some cheese grits and ham for breakfast today.
by Shawn B. June 18, 2003
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grits

1. Girls (or Guys, when a girl is speaking) raised in the south

2. The best breakfast food ever. They go great with eggs.
1. I love GRITS!!!

2. Would you like cheese in your grits?
by J_Leigh June 25, 2007
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