Vinny Gambini: How could it take you 5 minutes to cook your grits when it takes the entire grit-eating world 20 minutes?
Mr. Tipton: Um...I'm a fast cook, I guess.
Vinny Gambini: You're a fast cook? Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than any place on the face of the earth?
Mr. Tipton: I don't know.
Vinny Gambini: Perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove! Were these magic grits? Did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?
Mr. Tipton: Um...I'm a fast cook, I guess.
Vinny Gambini: You're a fast cook? Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than any place on the face of the earth?
Mr. Tipton: I don't know.
Vinny Gambini: Perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove! Were these magic grits? Did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?
My Cousin Vinny - 1992
by Yo Momma September 30, 2003
Get the gritsmug. by some guy November 17, 2002
Get the GRITSmug. Oh you want a fake ID? You can get one over by the park, it's kind of in the grit but you'll be all right.
by xylena June 23, 2006
Get the the gritmug. A guy might tell a friend he wants to go pick up some grits. (Some girls raised in the south...for the night)
by Kelli Anne December 28, 2005
Get the Gritsmug. by Shawn B. June 17, 2003
Get the gritsmug. 1. Girls (or Guys, when a girl is speaking) raised in the south
2. The best breakfast food ever. They go great with eggs.
2. The best breakfast food ever. They go great with eggs.
by J_Leigh July 26, 2007
Get the gritsmug. 