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1. I will definitely clean my garage tomorrow

2. That’s total grite why are you lying
grite by winterboa May 13, 2024
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Pronounced (Gry-t) Refers to a person who lacks any and all forms of intellect, to be called a grite is to be called a moronic, braindead, retarded or blatantly stupid.
Person 1: Hey dude I heard your boss forgot to give us the christmas bonus for extra hours we worked.
Person 2: Our boss is a fucking grite.
Grite by stfu you dog December 12, 2024

Dante grite 

Dante grete means hayden who is dante grete
Hayden was a dante grite--smelly
Dante grite by Dante grite December 31, 2019

Griefer Jesus 

The God's son, who keeps inconveniencing Twitch streamer and YouTuber DarkViperAU in his "chaos mod" playthroughs of GTA V. Continuesly getting spawned into the game by viewers, or just bad luck.
*DarkViperAU calmly playing GTA V with the chaos mod*, *Griefer Jesus gets spawned in* DarkViperAU: "Oh no! Griefer Jesus! He is going to kill me!"
Griefer Jesus by Mynameisgregor October 12, 2020

neck gaiter 

This thing that Urban dictionary wants you to buy along with their Mug because of the COVID-19 pandemic.
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neck gaiter by Duckbill233 July 28, 2020

Neck Gaiter 

like if a fucking mug wasnt enough.
Hey. did you know that UD recently added new merch?
Oh yeah? what is it?
A fucking neck gaiter.
Neck Gaiter by MrMikeX May 4, 2020
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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