Greyhound

To cut off someone's head, To completely decapitate someone.

If you don't shut up I am going to greyhound you.

Wow you sure greyhounded him.

by Tyler The Nazi October 18, 2008

Greyhound

To stab and behead someone. Derived from the Canadian news story about a passenger on a greyhound bus beheading someone with a knife.

I hate my job so much that I just want to greyhound myself.

That guy looks psycho - he looks like he might greyhound you any moment now.

by Tylderdruden October 1, 2008

Greyhound

Your wife is giving birth, and you're filming, being the good husband you are. As soon as the baby comes out, you immediately grab your child from the doctor's hands, enter said child, then enter your wife with the baby on your penis, making sweet love to her.

"Hey, Bill, I heard your wife had the baby!"

"She sure did! I gave her the ol' Greyhound!"

by The soggy tomato June 24, 2016

Greyhounds

Wonderful dogs who are calm and gentle. they are always caring and looking after you. They find joy in almost everything you ask them to do. Bred to race on tracks and chase bunny rabbits are not the only thing they excel at, being a retired racer they find a new life with coaches and big fluffy beds. These dogs are wonderful inside dogs but not so much meant for the outsider or off leashing kind. Greyhounds make great lap dogs. They don't bark much so they are great for apartments or big backyards. Get a greyhound that is right for you at Greyhound Pets Of Amarica Charlston.com and see for your self.

Cause of Greyhounds loving and kind personalities they will always support you in everything

by My older brother. April 8, 2016

greyhound

For people unable to afford quicker and more efficient methods of transportation.

A wonderful way to see the worst parts of many cities across the country.

We rode a greyhound bus because we are too poor for a plane.

by defff April 6, 2011

Greyhounded

to go mental on the bus and take somebody's head off on the Canadian prairies.

Did you hear about that poor guy getting greyhounded in Manitoba the other day?

by JohnReid September 26, 2008

greyhound

Best pets every! there lazy and dont move most of the time... but will get up every one and awhile to greet you

Greyhounds = 45 mile an hour couch potatoes!

by Raqii May 7, 2009