Your grandpap a trap

Worse than ur mom gay, your daddy lesbian and your granny tranny

“Your granny tranny” you respond with “Your grandpap a trap

by TazFTW March 14, 2018

Grandpa Joe

Someone who fakes polio until there's something better to do.

Also, a character from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory who was bed-ridden until his grandson won a trip to a slave-run chocolate underworld.

My girlfriend is a Grandpa Joe because she plays sick whenever I want to have sex.

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 25, 2018

ur grandpapi big gay booty slappy

Even worse than ur mom gay, ur daddy lesbian and ur granny tranny. Every time it is said, someone shits a whole football

Teddy: “Ur Mom gay”
Skeet: “No u”
Teddy: “Ur daddy lesbian”
Skeet: “Hey uhh—“
Teddy: “UR GRANNY TRANNY”
Skeet: “MAN STOP RIGHT—“
Teddy: “Ur grandpapi big gay booty slappy!”
Skeet: *Dies and shits a whole football* *Rectum the size of Rosie O’Donnel*

by IFap232BluntsIG March 11, 2018

Grandpa's Sleepytime

Three to Five shots of vodka, 20ml of NyQuil (preferably cherry), and an energy drink of your choice (Nos, Red Bull, etc.)

Man, that Grandpa's Sleepytime had me on my A game.

by poppa eddddd March 2, 2011

Grandpa Daddy

Man old enough to be a Grandpa, that has a new baby of his own.

Daryl is a Grandpa Daddy, he and his younger wife is having a baby.

by mimmMMIKEOWR MIKE August 25, 2018

grandpa's cough medicine

Another name for an alcoholic beverage of any sort.

"You boys been doin' a little boozin', have ya? Been suckin' back on grandpa's ol' cough medicine?"
-PA state trooper on "Dumb and Dumber"

by Nick D May 19, 2004

grandpa's guitars

A term used in the show Metalocalpyse on Episode 1.4 (Dethtroll) by Toki and Skwisgaar to describe old-fashioned, ancient, out of style accoustic guitars- which according to them, should be avoided at all costs because they're apparently for pussies and grandpas. It can be used in the singular and plural sense, due to its pseudo-Nordic roots.

Murderface: What are those wooden things? Chairs?
Barkeep: They are acoustic instruments.
Toki: What is acoustic? Oh, you mean a grandpa's guitars?
Skwisgaar: A grandpa's guitars? That's for pussies and grandpas. I think you know it.
Barkeep: It's your only choice, I'm afraid.
Pickles: Whoa, this is a tough one guys.
Nathan: Pickles is right, we have a tough choice. Playing acoustic is totally lame and not metal. But then again, if we don't put that troll back to sleep, we may never be able to check our e-mail with high-speed DSL again.

Toki: THE GRANDPA'S GUITARS ARE SMASHEDS!!
Skwisgaar: (referring to lake troll) Dudes, here comes that guy!
Nathan: Wait! The phones! Use the Dethphones! Throw them at that guy!

by VioLush May 20, 2007