gundling

a large poop or shit that is relatively short and fat in length and width

"AWWW!!!, why is there a gundling on the carpet!"

"damn, thts a gundling alright"

by dorsalfinn782 April 8, 2009

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the gurgling mary

While receiving an ever so wonderful blow job by a catholic school girl; right before you cum you shove your dick down her throat and let 'er blow!!!

Dirk Digler: What'd you do after school

Salamander Sam: Oh nothing just went down to the all girls school and gave Andrea the Gurgling Mary. It was glorious she took it like a champ!!! sigh... she took it like a champ

by RP AS February 19, 2009

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godling

A person that believes in God with the same unyielding faith of a child who believes in Santa Claus.

It's funny how godlings believe in God just because they are told to believe in Him.

by Duane the Unrelenting October 4, 2008

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goodling

-noun-
1. An attractive naif, who has been enticed by others to do illegal or immoral actions, believing that they are legal or moral.

2. One who pretends that she has information that would 'rat out' those higher than her, then takes the fall when she is granted immunity.

-verb-

1. The act of covering up for others, once you are in the clear.

1. "She really believed that the laws didn't apply to her. What a goodling!"

2. "Her lawyer got her immunity, and then she said she was the one who killed JFK and kidnapped the Lindbergh baby. What a goodling!"

3. When Congress started to cross-examine her, it was obvious that she was goodling."

by John Berger June 13, 2007

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