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Gourdling 

Someone devoted to the sex cult of gourd.
“Have you heard from Connor recently?”

“No, I heard he is a gourdling nowadays”
Gourdling by _CheesyWilly_ November 8, 2021
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Austin Goulding

hobbies- sports, video games, works a lot, hang out with friends
personality - Likes to talk, pretty nice
hates - nothing
Hey look its Austin Goulding!
That's so Austin Goulding of you!
Austin Goulding by C0OL GUY February 14, 2022
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gurgling sewer 

The sound that is made when one person (man or woman) grapefruits another person (man).

See definition of grapefruiting
Used in a sentence: “she gave me the best grapefruiting last night while I was watching the teenage mutant ninja turtles on tv; the gurgling sewer noise was so loud I hade to crank up the volume to 42! “
gurgling sewer by DialUpDaddy March 22, 2020

Gordingo 

A Chilean holiday that began in Cauquenes celebrating (a lot of) food. It occurs every Sunday on which you're allowed to eat whatever you like - no guilt. The celebrations traditionally start on Friday, ending on Sunday.
Hey, let's go to Unimarc for the empanada de pino ingredients for Gordingo!

Goulding 

Inserting one testicle into the girl's anus during sex.
Jeff: I tried goulding my gal last night. Almost bust a nut.

Mutt: Was it hot?
Goulding by Klitch182 February 9, 2019

gundling 

1. a gigantic, monolithic, gargantuan shit
2. a tall, lanky female who displays features of a horse (and may also speak in a monotone)
1.(girl with high pitched voicewalks into porta john): JEESUSS CHRIIISSTTT!!!
(Eric): hahahha, dude I just left the biggest gundling in that porta john.
2.(student one): I hate my history teacher!
(student 2): who do you have?
(one): Miss Stack.
(two): Oh yeah, she's such an ugly gundling.
gundling by Dr. Dread June 6, 2010

cum gurgling gutter slut 

a slut who gargles semen like mouth wash before continuing to swallow it. thus making the gurgling sound
JON DOE: before the slut swallowed my load she gargled it like mouth wash

Jon Doe 2: wat a cum gurgling gutter slut
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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