godling 

A person that believes in God with the same unyielding faith of a child who believes in Santa Claus.

It's funny how godlings believe in God just because they are told to believe in Him.

godling by Duane the Unrelenting October 4, 2008

Third Singularity/Godling (S3) Technologies

The works of intelligences that operate on the scale of star clusters and manipulate the fabric of reality with casual ease. S3 tech involves engineering dark matter and dark energy, creating new universes in controlled laboratory conditions (baby universes), and achieving effective immortality through backup across multiple dimensions. At this stage, technology and the will of the being are indistinguishable; they can rewrite the laws of physics within their domain.

Third Singularity/Godling (S3) Technologies Example: An S3 Archailect creating a Boltzmann Universe—a pocket reality with custom physical laws as a science experiment or art project—is using S3 tech. So is a being that moves entire star systems across the galaxy like pieces on a chessboard, or one that exists simultaneously as a physical entity and as the informational pattern of a nebula.

Third Singularity/Godling (S3) Technologies by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026

Gosling 

The act of loving the VTuber Amelia Watson unconditionally while fully knowing that a realistic romantic relationship with her is unattainable.

A Gosling is in a parasocial relationship. No matter how much they love her, she'll always be just a girl on a screen.
Symptoms are: Feeling of emptiness, loneliness, fear, emotional stress and pain.

The term Gosling is based on the fact that the actor Ryan Gosling played characters that had parasocial relationships, such as Lars, from Lars and the Real Girl and K from Blade Runner 2049.

There's a second term called Goslingposting, where Goslings post gifs from Blade Runner 2049 to depict the feelings they're currently having.

The term can also be applied to other VTubers.

Gosling A: I Love Amelia...
Gosling B: I know man.

Gosling by Detective Ame January 4, 2021

Ryan Gosling 

a) A person who thinks they're literally Ryan Gosling, Especially from the movies Drive and BR2049.
b) A person with Ryan Gosling Syndrome, a disorder that affects ability to feel, communicate and behave normally.

Therapist: This 'Ryan Gosling'.. is he in the room with us right now?
Ryan Gosling: He is literally me.

Ryan Gosling by RG 2049 February 20, 2022

Ryan Gosling Syndrome

Ryan Gosling Syndrome is a disease that 14 year old boys contract after watching the hit movies Barbie, Drive, and Blade Runner 2049. It causes them to believe that they are “literally Ryan gosling” and whenever they see Ryan Gosling they have to point out that it’s them or they will spontaneously combust.

Boy 1: Did you hear Ben and Raf contracted Ryan Gosling Syndrome?

Boy 2: Yeah, I believe they saw the movie Barbie and now they both think they are Ryan Gosling.

Ryan Gosling Syndrome by BanjoPaintCan August 13, 2023

Ryan Gosling 

Literally me

Ryan Gosling, “I drive”

Ryan Gosling by Garysmattresses July 25, 2023

Ryan Gosling In Drive 

Carrying yourself in the manner that Ryan Gosling, in the film, "Drive" would.

Freddy: "Man, that guy is getting pussy left and right."

Andy: "He's being Ryan Gosling In Drive."

Ryan Gosling In Drive by plowmaster February 7, 2012