Girdlinger

1. One who intentionally blocks your direct view of a something in hopes of seeking attention
2. Someone who is girdlinging

1. Get out of the way you stupid cat im trying to watch TV! stop being a fucking girdlinger.

2. Damn i was trying to watch that ass twerking but her ugly friend kept girdlinging me!

Girdlinger by puppylove1O1 July 11, 2014

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Gerlinger

A man who is not what his first name entails....

That man is such a homosexual! Nah dude his name is Gerlinger so its cool

Gerlinger by Frank Gorelinger October 11, 2011

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Girdlinger • Gerlinger • girliner • T.NIRDLINGER

T.NIRDLINGER

A pretty looking girl in cloths, but when the cloths come off you are in for a big surprise, hanging skin, maybe stretch marks

I was in a club, I met this girl, thought she was young, got home, took off her cloths, and man she was a T.Nirdlinger. I banged her anyway......

T.NIRDLINGER by Williewanka July 22, 2008

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girliner

it's the female term for the word "guyliner". (i made this up myself just a few moments ago, I CLAIMED THIS AS MY OWN WORD.)

"Dude, I'd probably rock the girliner more than Avril Lavigne herself."

girliner by sapphicfever September 24, 2025

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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